SNL Season 7: Final cast and episode summary

The cast

(l to r) Mary Gross, Christine Ebersole, Robin Duke

Robin Duke: Despite a strong start, Duke seemed to have a slightly rougher go this year than her fellow female cast members for a couple of reasons.  She didn’t have the advantage that Mary Gross and Christine Ebersole had from anchoring SNL Newsbreak, where they would be allowed a) significant screen time and b) the privilege of appearing as “themselves” which makes it easier for the audience to connect to a performer.  She had a few shows where she was barely featured (James Coburn, Johnny Cash, Robert Culp) and also visibly missed a cue in a sketch.  Still, I find it hard not to root for her or enjoy her performances.  She reminds me quite a bit of either Cheri Oteri or Almost Live’s Nancy Guppy, two other sketch comedy performers of similar physical qualities and ability to pull off more manic and fearlessly abrasive characters.  Duke also does these small little details in sketches that really add to her enjoyability once you notice them (the change in vocal tone in The New Celibacy coming to mind).

Christine Ebersole: A one-seasoner who had some outstanding moments on the show (particularly musical numbers and the acting challenges of a Marilyn Suzanne Miller piece), and not having a bad performance anywhere.  Even her tenure on SNL Newsbreak was adequate at the very least.  Once the show started getting away from the musical numbers and the sadder slice-of-life material, Ebersole just seems to be a support player.  A very good one, mind you, but it felt like the changed creative direction of the show was selling her talents as a performer short.

Mary Gross: It seems Gross had the opposite year of Duke’s on some level because in her first few shows she still seems very green and her performances lack the confidence that the other two have, but she would quickly come into her own.  Towards the end they had her cast more successfully as a ditzy persona (add in a little bit of delusion and that is where Gross rocked), but I also felt that she really did well with sarcastic delivery, and they tapped into one of her other strengths the next year (manic mode, hints of which can be seen in the Blythe Danner monologue) when she would start rattling off the lists of things that piss her off.  She would grow into the most well-rounded female performer of the Ebersol era.

Tim Kazurinsky

Tim Kazurinsky: Kazurinsky seems the most likely of this cast to be able to mesh with one of the Lorne Michaels seasons’ casts, because there was a sarcasm and bite to some of his commentaries on SNL Newsbreak that was sorely lacking elsewhere.  Kazurinsky’s specialty is slightly weird, obnoxious characters (kind of like Robin Duke: they both also excel at old geezers), but can be a straight man and also benefits from being able to play off the other cast members’ reactions in a sketch (must be that Second City training).  ”I Married A Monkey” kind of had diminishing returns but Kazurinsky is the only one in the cast that could make that idea work because of this.

Eddie Murphy: The performer that shone brightest this year was undoubtedly Murphy, who the previous year had started off without any lines in his first show; the next season, he would lead off the first real sketch of the year and by the end of the season would be getting significantly more audience noise in the opening montage.   He may not have been an impressionist quite at the level of Piscopo, but Murphy could just appear on home base as himself and you would know something funny was going to happen.  He wasn’t quite at the level of fame as he would be at following 48 Hrs, and it is interesting seeing him playing support in a sketch alongside Robin Duke or Tim Kazurinsky.

Eddie Murphy and Joe Piscopo

Joe Piscopo:  Piscopo was dominant this season, largely benefiting from the recognition he received as a bright spot the previous season.  I would actually argue that Piscopo was a more dominant presence this season than Eddie Murphy: both were in a class of their own but Piscopo seemed more woven into the fabric of the cast at times.  Looking back, Piscopo was a good, if somewhat overrated performer: his solid Frank Sinatra and Saturday Night Sports were able to bring the audience to life, and he was a very effective sketch performer, but sometimes an impression would merely be passable and there are times when he wouldn’t necessarily be as funny as some of the lesser acknowledged cast members.  Still, 1981-82 was undoubtedly Joe Piscopo’s year as well as Eddie Murphy’s: a document of the time before Murphy would begin to eclipse him the next year.

Tony Rosato: Rosato ended up being the biggest surprise for me; his short tenure on the show in the time when SNL was “The Joe and Eddie Show” made it easy for me to overlook him, and I had written him off based on a few of his more cartoonish roles (usually as a wacky Italian but once as an Indian).  However, I found that he was solid in sketches and could do a wide variety of roles.  Late in the season I figured out he was 1981-82′s Jason Sudeikis: a confident performer who usually delivered whether it was carrying a sketch (Table Talk, The Vic Salukin Show) or in a support or bit part, faring best when he was either playing a gregarious sleaze or the reality anchor in a sketch.  Rosato was fired after this season reportedly because he was not one to shy from challenging Dick Ebersol, and never got his due as a cast member, but managed to keep busy as a supporting actor.  Sadly, he is more known in recent years for his mental health issues and a miscarriage of justice that led him to spend several years in prison.

Brian Doyle-Murray and Tony Rosato

Brian Doyle-Murray: Doyle-Murray has the reputation of being one of the weakest news segment anchors SNL has ever had, largely because SNL Newsbreak was nowhere as well-written as the best Weekend Updates, relying too much on lengthy crawls and photo montages to fill time.  His delivery was underwhelming but he served as an “anchor” for both the news and the show, but only really started appearing more prominently in sketches after the March hiatus (notable exception: the Bill Murray episode).   Not really a great cast member by any stretch (more of an ascended writer), he would do better as a character actor.

Strongest shows
Tim Curry / Meat Loaf & The Neverland Express: Tim Curry was by far the best host of the entire season and was able to bring the show up to a certain level just by showing up, but this show also shows a more confident cast and writing staff starting to emerge from the shadows of the original show and decide that they can come up with something just as good.  Even so, this is Curry’s show through and through from the Mick! variety special to the Zucchini Song.
Bill Murray / The Spinners, The Whiffenpoofs of Yale 1982: A little underwhelming considering who’s hosting, but Murray does bring a jolt of cheer to the show which overall was without any true bad sketches.  ”At Home With The Psychos” is O’Donoghue’s last attempt at asserting himself on the show, and while it was a compromised version, was a good sketch for the self-styled “Reich Marshall” to go out on.
Danny DeVito / Sparks: SNL gets itself a new “great host” after a year filled with more than a few bookings of questionable fit and relevance: Danny DeVito has the most enthusiasm of any host in a long time.  The show also has its best show after a few odd or lackluster outings and this feels like the hint of the what the show would become the next season.

Weakest shows
John Madden / Jennifer Holliday: Surprisingly, Madden wasn’t weighing down the show too much, and in fact provided the funniest moment all night with his locker room story.  This show just generally felt like they had lost a lot of their creative wind when Michael O’Donoghue was fired and had yet to regain their bearings.  Most of the material was forgettable at best (the surprisingly melancholy Solomon & Pudge and the recasting of Tom Snyder as kiddie-show host being the exceptions) and the cast seemed to be having a bad night as well.
Robert Conrad / The Allman Brothers Band: The first post-O’Donoghue show wasn’t much better than the second.  This benefits from having the meta-sketch about overexposed characters and an excuse to have Tony Rosato bring his Lou Costello out of mothballs, but there are a few reasons why this show was so weak.  First, Conrad was a bad host that was front and center in quite a few sketches.  Second, between a mess of a 10-minute sketch, a 12-minute sketch that didn’t quite justify the length, and three performances by the Allman Brothers Band (featuring Gregg in very rough shape), it was apparent that they were struggling to fill 66 minutes of airtime.  I’ve said this in my review too, but Conrad and the Allmans seem to be the kind of booking that cemented that SNL was no longer as cool as it was a few years before.
Donald Pleasence / Fear: I had to choose between this and Robert Culp as my third place choice.  Culp was more all-around mediocre and weighed down heavily by a long, terrible sketch, but this episode was more of a mess.  Yes, you had some daring moments such as the Vic Salukin Show (easily the most fucked up thing that made it to air that season), and it benefits from having Michael Davis make a return appearance, but Brian Doyle-Murray solo on Newsbreak is painful, Pleasence was easily a worse host than Culp, and the whole episode seemed disorganized and felt like an uneasy compromise between the kind of show O’Donoghue wanted to do and the kind of show Ebersol found acceptable.

Best sketches
Ebony & Ivory: Joe Piscopo and Eddie Murphy at the same level and the top of their respective games.  Deservedly a classic and one of the token Ebersol-era clips that always seem to make the compilation specials.  It mixes topicality with great impressions, but just feels like an inspired idea from the get go.  The execution couldn’t be better as well.
Mick!: A supersized sketch carried by Tim Curry’s impression of the Rolling Stones’ frontman, with significant screen time for a lot of the cast.  Eddie Murphy’s Buckwheat and Joe Piscopo’s Sinatra also drop by.
Tuna Melts & Typing / The Party (tie): Marilyn Suzanne Miller filled a niche in the show that really hasn’t been featured in the show in the last 25 years with her low-key, bittersweet one-act plays.  Her style would eventually be forced out of the show (she was gone by year’s end) but both these sketches have to be her work.  I couldn’t decide which was better: Tuna Melts & Typing creates two very real characters and is just a beautiful sketch all around, while The Party is a sketch that reveals itself halfway and has an excellent payoff.
Honorable mention: Any appearance by Michael Davis would usually end up being a highlight of the show he was featured in. 

Worst sketches
Sunken Submarine: Let me say once again that I hate this sketch, easily the biggest turd of the Ebersol era by a long shot.  The sketch has the lethal combination of a 10-minute-plus running time, a dead audience, an endless string of material that just fails and an atmosphere of desperation to be funny throughout.  Whatever the Doumanian eras’ weaknesses are, they never let a sketch bloat so long as this one did.  The set also didn’t seem to help matters, as the longer you spent time watching the sketch, the more you really wanted to get the hell off that sub and just drown already.
Wild Wild Wild West: Dreadful for a lot of the same reasons Sunken Submarine was: very long running time, an unresponsive audience, too many diverse elements that fail to combine into a cohesive whole (really, an atom bomb?).  Actually, come to think of it, both of them featured a lackluster host (I’d say Conrad was more painful to watch than Culp), and both had the main laughs come from Eddie Murphy.  It doesn’t help the women ended up playing prostitutes, the old cliché role for a woman in sketch comedy (at one point, Velvet Jones calls out “Sing, you hos!”  I wonder what was going through the female cast’s mind when they were doing this sketch).  This had a few more funny moments than Sunken Submarine (from Tony Rosato) and had an ambitiousness that was commendable, but overall, it just played as a mess onscreen.  
Mafia Name Giver: Aside from a few clever in-jokes mainly aimed at Second City fans and SNL buffs, I still can’t tell what the point of this sketch is.  Besides a general pointlessness to it, the sketch was weighed down by everyone just seeming off (Tim Kazurinsky speaking in an irritating high voice, Robin Duke actually blowing her cue in the live show).  It was down to this or “Papal Tour”, and while I find that 9-minute plus sketch painfully boring, it did have more coherent concept and a decent enough performance from Joe Piscopo.
Dishonorable mention: Andy Warhol’s TV: These weren’t long enough to make any significant dip in the quality of episodes but at best, they felt like hipster wanking, with the atmosphere of “Andy Warhol’s in it so it must be good” rather than actual entertainment value.  I have a feeling if Andy Warhol agreed to shoot one of him talking about his favorite pinecones while taking Number 2, it would have still made it on the air.

Best musical guests
Rick James & The Stone City Band: Before James’ behavior and legal problems made him a punchline, he was a hell of a performer.  His two numbers are some of the tightest, funkiest R&B the show’s ever had.
Jennifer Holliday: ”And I Am Telling You That I’m Not Going” ended up being a cockroach of a song that just. will. not. go. away (largely due to the prevalence of people thinking that singing that song automatically makes them a good singer) but you can’t deny that Holliday’s performance was not only the highlight of an otherwise bad show but of the season as well.
Luther Vandross: Two outstanding performances that demonstrate his full talent as a singer.

Worst musical guests
The Go-Go’s: The band’s playing seemed amateurish and sloppy.  Even Belinda Carlisle considers this the worst performance they ever did, largely because she admits to being very fucked up on coke and booze that night in her autobiography.
The Allman Brothers Band: A band long past their commercial decline at the time of their appearance, and despite a better than average second number, didn’t seem to be at their best that night.
Miles Davis: Just in comparison to some of the others, and largely because he himself seemed to be having an off night despite his sidemen doing well.  His rough physical shape made him saunter stiffly around the stage, and he had his back to the camera often.

Classic SNL Review: May 22, 1982: Olivia Newton-John / The SNL Band (S07E20)

RATING SYSTEM:
***** – Classic
****   – Great
***     – Good / Average
**        - Meh
*          - Bad

OPENING: THE PIG MEETS OLIVIA
-Skanky Paulette Clooney (Robin Duke) runs into her idol Olivia Newton-John in the ladies’ room.
-My recording from Classic SNL starts a little late and I didn’t feel like digging the tape from the box, but what I saw was alright, if not anything great (I’m not big on “recurring SNL character meets celebrity playing themselves”), carried largely by Robin Duke, who provided the biggest laugh of the sketch by wiping her armpit with a piece of paper towel.  Her dancing as she left the left the restroom was also amusing.
-Nice bit of continuity with her mentioning Petey (Tim Kazurinsky’s character from the first “She’s A Pig”).
-They seemed to get a good bit of mileage out of Robin Duke’s waifish figure as this is the first sketch which makes reference to her small bust (which her character decides to enlarge via paper towel).
***

MONTAGE/TALENT ENTRANCE
-The SNL Band gets their only acknowledgment in the opening credits in the Ebersol era (they are credited as musical guest), which is their last montage mention until 1986, when G.E. Smith and the band would become more prominent in the show.  Paul Shaffer, Ray Chew, Joe Caro and Sammy Figuroa are not pictured but credited at the end.  For the purposes of the guest rundown I am including the SNL Band collectively as a “guest”.
-Michael Davis is referred to as “special host”.
-Mel Brandt announces Olivia and the cast of Saturday Night Live but the cast doesn’t post on-stage with her.

MUSICAL PERFORMANCE: “PHYSICAL”
-Alright performance.  Olivia had good energy and it’s nice to see the whole SNL band on stage (with the horn section making a contribution to the chorus).  She also made use of the whole main stage set and went into the audience.  Still feels a little cheesy though, especially after all those great performances the show had this season.
-One observation: one of the male backup singers has a cast on his right arm.

COMMERCIAL: TRANS-EASTERN AIRLINES [RERUN FROM 11/07/81]

SKETCH: EBONY & IVORY
-Frank Sinatra (Joe Piscopo) and Stevie Wonder (Eddie Murphy) prepare to record a new “Ebony and Ivory” duet that’s more fitting with the former’s style.
-If there’s a reason to watch this episode, it’s definitely this sketch, an undisputed classic and one of the best examples of Piscopo and Murphy at their peak together, which wouldn’t be the same for long (see the goodnights).
-Piscopo also gets some recognition applause right at the beginning when he appears as Sinatra.
-The part where Sinatra and Wonder sing the new version together is the highlight, especially at the lines “You are blind as a bat and I have sight / Side by side you are my amigo, negro, let’s not fight!”
-There is a boom shadow visible in the first show; as well, this sketch continues the convention the show used to have about displaying the real time on any clocks on the set.
*****

SKETCH: I MARRIED A MONKEY IV
-Tim discovers his chimpanzee bride Madge is now a nun of the order of the Seventh Day Horizontalists.
-Kind of flat.  The main laughs in the sketch come from the monkeys antics (particularly Madge sucking the teapot spout before pouring some into the cup, and baby Ronnie sneaking onto the chair behind Tim and hopping onto the table), but it’s basically a retread of the other sketches.
**1/2

SKETCH: PEARLY GATES
-Adolf Hitler (Tim Kazurinsky) tries to get past St. Peter (Tony Rosato) by dressing as Mother Teresa, but The Colonel (Graham Chapman) thinks the whole thing’s too silly.
-Rosato is fine as usual in his straightman role, and I have to giggle a bit at the premise, but if they were going to use a Monty Python member, I still can’t help but think that it should have been a better sketch than this.  It kind of felt like a copy of “Endings” from Chevy Chases’ ’78 show (it doesn’t help that both involved a Twilight Zone cutaway) and it felt like a wasted opportunity.
**1/2

COMMERCIAL: NOT A RECORD AD
-Whatever this product is, it’s amazing, but it’s not a record.
-Fillerish but it does have some funny non-sequiturs (particularly the dilemma of Tony Orlando rearranging your furniture and animals billing you for long distance calls).
***

MUSICAL PERFORMANCE: “MAKE A MOVE ON ME”
-I liked this song a bit better than the first number.

SNL NEWSBREAK WITH MARY GROSS, CHRISTINE EBERSOLE AND BRIAN DOYLE-MURRAY: COMMENTARY BY GRAHAM CHAPMAN, TIM KAZURINSKY, OLIVIA NEWTON-JOHN AND EDDIE MURPHY, SATURDAY NIGHT SPORTS WITH JOE PISCOPO
-Best joke: Sex without partners on the QE2, Nancy Reagan’s family
-After last week’s shorter installment, this week’s Newsbreak is back to 15 minutes long.
-Mary Gross and Akira Yoshimura are back for a segment in which Mary found “Arnold Schwarzenegger” outside a bar in the East Village called the Anvil.  I think this might be my favorite of the Mary/Akira pairings just for the fact that not only does Akira not look/sound anything like Arnold (or make any attempt to for that matter), he’s also wearing the Conan the Barbarian outfit which for some reason makes him look so much funnier.
-after airing a banned ad for The Secret Policeman’s Other Ball which ends with him revealing he’s wearing a tutu and garter belt, Chapman apologizes for any desecration of the US Flag or mocking of the Moral Majority.  Chapman only got mild applause when he is introduced and the end where he stands up and reveals a garter and an American flag Speedo (shades of Show Your Patriotism?) felt a little predictable.  Brian Doyle-Murray gets one up on him for wearing a garter and tutu himself as he gets up to shake his hand.
-Tim Kazurinsky comments on the glut of self-help books flooding the market.  It felt like a warm-up for some of Kazurinsky’s other commentaries, namely his Salute To Journalism feature and a few other book reviews where he uses that same sarcastic tone.  There are some good lines, particularly Kazurinsky’s assertion that Dr. Wayne W. Dyer looks like he “pulls his own string”.  He also ends with probably one of the more directly angry lines on the show about how these books sell so many copies while small-minded towns burn The Catcher In The Rye.
-Next is the return of SNL Newsbreak’s favorite crutch in the last third of the season, the photo montage, this one being two minutes devoted to Sophia Loren in prison for tax evasion, using stills from her previous film roles.  Whatever chuckles coming from the audience there were, they seemed to die off pretty fast.  Brian Doyle-Murray gets a good line at the end about how European values have stars thrown in jail while Americans put stars in the White House.
-Olivia Newton-John gives a commentary about Secretary of the Interior James Watt, listing his ethical issues as well as his callous disregard for the environment.  This segment was too straight and too earnest to really be funny.  It would fit in as a cold opening for the show in 2010-11.
-Joe Piscopo raises the energy level with his final Saturday Night Sports for the year, turning more into a prop comic while displaying potential new athlete-endorsed products.  Best one: Secretariat for ballpark franks.  Piscopo also ends the segment with a pull-string doll saying his catchphrase and gets a few laughs by pushing the doll into Brian Doyle-Murray’s face.
-Eddie Murphy gets the highlight of the week’s Newsbreak with his commentary about prom night and that fathers shouldn’t fool themselves into thinking their daughters won’t be having sex because “everybody gets it on prom night”.
**

GUEST PERFORMANCE: MICHAEL DAVIS
-Davis demonstrates his oral juggling abilities by sucking and spitting ping-pong balls and hard-boiled eggs.
-Davis cartwheels onto the stage and is funny, engaging and impressive as usual.
-Best joke: “If I were to swallow this ball…it would hurt.  (pause) Twice.”
****

SKETCH: BUZZ WORDS
-Businessmen (Tim Kazurinsky, Joe Piscopo, and Eddie Murphy) communicate in corporate-speak but when one is fired, he can’t comprehend the others’ euphemisms
-The show slips quality-wise with this not particularly funny sketch, which suffers also from a largely dead audience.  Lame punchline too.
-Eddie Murphy finally realizing that he’s fired and yelling at his co-workers was the only highlight, particularly his switch from his angry bellow to his “normal” voice.
**

SKETCH: SANDY’S CURSE
-Geeky Rydell High students Norma (Mary Gross) and Kathy (Robin Duke) don’t exist in the same social strata as Sandy (Olivia Newton-John), Rizzo (Christine Ebersole), Danny (Tony Rosato) and Kenickie (Brian Doyle-Murray).
-Interesting idea and I thought Robin Duke and especially Mary Gross did a good job here (watch Gross’s gestures and facial expressions during  the “Grow boobs grow” chant).
-Olivia Newton-John didn’t really add much aside from just showing up and Brian Doyle-Murray as Kenickie seemed more funny just because the man always comes across as middle-aged this season even if he’s not trying to be.  He always looked old for his age, which is even more obvious when you realize Seth Meyers is now older than he was back then.
-More flat-chest jokes at Duke’s character’s expense.  As well, I can’t believe they actually used the word “retard” in this sketch, coming from Mary Gross’ mouth no less.
***

COMMERCIAL: SPORTS ORGAN CLASSICS
-Bring the excitement of the ballpark back to your living room with a songbook of Sports Organ Classics.
-Another meh sketch.  Tony Rosato’s exaggerated facial expressions when he was playing the organ were funny as well as him playing “Hava Nagilah” when “the Blausteins from next door” arrive (an obvious joke, yes).   Otherwise, it feels like they didn’t have enough material for the whole show (exhaustion perhaps) and they came up with this in five minutes.
-I’ve heard from someone that the young man on the far right watching the game is John Murray, younger brother of Bill and Brian.
**

MUSICAL PERFORMANCE: “LANDSLIDE”
-Christine Ebersole, Mary Gross and Robin Duke introduce Olivia by each saying a part of her name.
-This was the weakest of the performances.
-The percussionist playing the timpani is Ray Chew, who is now the music director for American Idol.

COMMERCIAL: THE CLAMS [repeat from 10/03/81]

GOODNIGHTS
-Joe Piscopo mentions that Eddie Murphy’s going to be filming a movie with Nick Nolte that summer; during the credits, still images show highlights from the season just concluded.
-Of course, we all know what movie Eddie Murphy was filming, and by the time the show returned in the fall, he would cement his position as the dominant cast member.
-Tony Rosato can be heard yelling “How ’bout that band, huh?”
-Going by the still photos, the producers must have been especially proud of the Daniel J. Travanti, Blythe Danner, Bill Murray and Tim Curry shows, but there were also a few shots from John Madden and one of Robert Conrad.

FINAL THOUGHTS:
Aside from the classic Ebony & Ivory sketch and a great as usual performance by Michael Davis, this episode is a bit of an anticlimax like most SNL season finales are.  Olivia Newton-John didn’t really contribute a whole lot to the show besides three okay music performances, and Graham Chapman’s appearance was a little disappointing.  The last half of the show also gets weighed down by weaker material and while nothing is truly awful (even the weak sketches are over with quickly), it’s a largely forgettable show that gets boosted by one very good sketch.

EPISODE HIGHLIGHTS
-Ebony & Ivory
-Michael Davis

EPISODE LOWLIGHTS
-SNL Newsbreak aside from Eddie Murphy
-Buzz Words
-Sports Organ Classics

MVP
Eddie Murphy & Joe Piscopo

CAST & GUEST BREAKDOWN
cast
Robin Duke: 2 appearances [The Pig Meets Olivia, Sandy's Curse]
Christine Ebersole: 2 appearances [SNL Newsbreak, Sandy's Curse]
Mary Gross: 4 appearances [I Married A Monkey, Pearly Gates, SNL Newsbreak, Sandy's Curse]
Tim Kazurinsky: 5 appearances [Ebony & Ivory, I Married A Monkey, Pearly Gates, SNL Newsbreak, Buzz Words]
Eddie Murphy: 3 appearances [Ebony & Ivory, SNL Newsbreak, Buzz Words]
Joe Piscopo: 5 appearances [Ebony & Ivory, Pearly Gates, SNL Newsbreak, Buzz Words, Sports Organ Classics]
Tony Rosato: 4 appearances [Ebony & Ivory, Pearly Gates, Sandy's Curse, Sports Organ Classics]
featured player
Brian Doyle-Murray: 4 appearances [Pearly Gates, SNL Newsbreak, Sandy's Curse, Sports Organ Classics]
non-cast
John Murray: 1 appearance [Sports Organ Classics]
Akira Yoshimura: 1 appearance [SNL Newsbreak]
guests
Olivia Newton-John: 6 appearances [The Pig Meets Olivia, "Physical", "Make A Move On Me", SNL Newsbreak, Sandy's Curse, "Landslide"]
Graham Chapman: 2 appearances [Pearly Gates, SNL Newsbreak]
The SNL Band: 3 appearances ["Physical", "Make A Move On Me", "Landslide"]
Michael Davis: 1 appearance [Guest Performance]

REBROADCAST HISTORY:
August 21, 1982

Additional screen captures from this episode can be found here.

I will be doing a final post about the season and cast in general following shortly.

Classic SNL Review: May 15, 1982: Danny DeVito / Sparks (S07E19)

RATINGS SYSTEM:
***** – Classic
****   – Great
***     – Good / Average
**       – Meh
*         – Bad

OPENING: ANDY KAUFMAN WRESTLING TEASER
-A short clip of Andy Kaufman’s April 5 wrestling match against Jerry Lawler with voiceover from Piscopo teasing Kaufman’s first time wrestling a man.
-I’m not going to review this as it is too short to really comment on and it’s strictly a teaser for a segment later on in the show.  As well, my recording begins about halfway through the opening montage.

MONOLOGUE
-Danny DeVito announces that Taxi has been cancelled by ABC, to the audience’s dismay.  He reads a letter from his mother Julia that bad-mouths the network.  Because the season finale was taped two months earlier and the cast did not know the network was cancelling the show, Danny then introduces castmates Andy Kaufman, Christopher Lloyd, Marilu Henner, Tony Danza and Judd Hirsch for a belated final bow.
-DeVito comes off as an engaging and enjoyable host right away, and it’s no surprise that he would end up doing the show five more times as host.
-Even though this wasn’t a strict comedy monologue, this gets the show off to a good start.  The audience response was really strong going by the applause DeVito gets at the beginning, their boos at ABC for cancelling Taxi, and the standing ovation they give the cast as they all assemble on stage.
-You can see Marilu Henner through the window on the set…she’s obscured by  the cloudiness of the glass but it’s her going by the outfit she’s wearing.
-Of course, NBC would pick up Taxi for the next fall.
****

FILM: TAXI
-Louie DePalma (Danny DeVito) gets his revenge on ABC.
-A good companion piece to the monologue.
-Of course, in a post-9/11 world, Louie bombing the ABC headquarters via remote control would NEVER be allowed on the air.
****

SKETCH: WHINERS
-Aboard an airplane, Doug (Joe Piscopo) and Wendy Whiner (Robin Duke) complain loudly to a stewardess (Mary Gross) and the man in the seat next to them (Danny DeVito).
-The audience gives Piscopo and Duke recognition applause right at the start of this sketch, which really felt too similar to the last one.  I also find Duke and Piscopo’s voices really grating in these sketches, which was probably the effect they were going for. Duke’s Wendy Whiner moan reminds me a little of Julia Sweeney as Pat.
-The main thing this sketch had going for it was DeVito, who was an excellent foil for the Whiners, and a great ending where after being nagged repeatedly by Doug and Wendy to be careful with a package of china, DeVito aggressively kicks and shakes the box while the couple is distracted by “What I Did For Love” on their headset, all the while mimicking their repeated admonitions in a nasal, mocking voice.
**

SKETCH: STRESS TEST
-Bill’s (Danny DeVito) excitement over his promotion is short-lived as a perfect storm of personal crises converge.
-I apologize that the sketch name gives away the twist at the end of the sketch, but all the episode guides (including the official show sketch titles) call it that or a variant of that.
-DeVito stumbled a little at the beginning but again was a good straight man for all the antics in the sketch.
-I really enjoyed Joe Piscopo’s smug snake co-worker character commenting as the drug dealer (Eddie Murphy) gives DeVito some cocaine and threatens him with a knife for not paying, but the others had some good moments, particularly Christine Ebersole screaming “YOU ANIMAL!” at DeVito for giving her herpes and Mary Gross’ orgasmic moans over the speakerphone.
-The twist with it all being a test the CEO orchestrated to see how Bill handles pressure was pretty funny, especially the denouement with DeVito muttering and growling while holding a knife.
***1/2

MUSICAL PERFORMANCE: “MICKEY MOUSE”
-Ron Mael, toothbrush-mustached keyboard player and songwriter for Sparks, prefaces the number with a lecture about the mouse.
-Crunchy, guitar and synth heavy power-pop, but the real fun is the contrast between energetic lead singer Russell Mael and his brother with the Hitler mustache.  Ron’s facial expressions and upstaging activities make the performance for me, especially the part where they cut to the different band members singing and Ron is just smiling creepily.  Plus, Ron gets his own dance solo during the instrumental break.

MISCELLANEOUS: NEXT WEEK
-Tim Kazurinsky has Danny DeVito guess who next week’s special guest is.
-Good break from the usual format, which also felt like this was a way for them to get rid of a little extra time.

SNL NEWSBREAK WITH MARY GROSS, CHRISTINE EBERSOLE AND BRIAN DOYLE-MURRAY: MEDICAL CORRESPONDENT DR. JACK BADOFSKY (TIM KAZURINSKY), WEATHER WITH LOU GRANT (TONY ROSATO)
-Best joke: Death penalty in NJ/Rely tampon
-An improvement over the past several SNL Newsbreaks, partially because of a shorter running time (only 12 minutes) and also because they don’t use the photo montage like they had been the last few weeks, even if they still use their other crutch, the crawl with names.  Still not great, but it doesn’t weigh down the show as much as it had been the last few weeks.
-Dr. Jack Badofsky gets a big round of applause, but this was one of the weaker outings this season, with more groan-worthy puns.
-Mary Gross gets an amusing “ditzy correspondent” segment, thanks largely to the dog that’s supposed to be playing “Sandy” spooking (you can hear him growl) and she makes a few adlibs as she tries to get him back on the bench.  She also gets a good adlib after another one of Brian Doyle-Murray’s marblemouth moments.
-Falkland Island Rorschach Crawl was alright, again preferable to the photo montage bits they did the last few shows, with some unintentional humor coming from Doyle-Murray and Ebersole having time to kill before the crawl finishes.
-Tony Rosato returns as Lou Grant, fresh off his just-cancelled CBS drama and reduced to doing the weather, where he promptly changes the subject and appeals for aid in El Salvador before Doyle-Murray tells him that Grant Tinker has cancelled the weather report.  For some reason I like Rosato’s Asner/Lou Grant a little more this time in spite of the makeup job (they didn’t do a great job on John Belushi when he played Lou Grant either).  The whole thing where Lou Grant claims he fixed Tinker up with Mary was a little cute for my liking.
***

SKETCH: SOLOMON AND PUDGE
-Solomon (Eddie Murphy) and Pudge (Joe Piscopo) discuss the Falkland Islands.  Wino buddy Willie (Danny DeVito) reunites with his friends in time to watch Solomon dance.
-This sketch was again carried by the chemistry between Piscopo and Murphy, although the mood was distinctly lighter than the previous Solomon and Pudge sketch.  DeVito’s character was a good addition and fit the mood of the sketch.
-Best line was Solomon talking about the “Puerto Ricans in the Falklands!” and Thatcher being “out of her Falkland mind”.
-Eddie Murphy doesn’t really appear in this episode much; this is his only starring role and he only appeared in one other sketch before and none after.
***1/2

MISCELLANEOUS: KAUFMAN VS. LAWLER
-Brian Doyle-Murray interviews Andy Kaufman about his April 5 match against Jerry Lawler and shows highlights.  Kaufman announces he will never wrestle again and apologizes for his past matches against women.
-When I first saw this episode, I thought this segment was boring, particularly because it was a wrestling match framed by what looked like a straight interview between Doyle-Murray and Kaufman, even though Kaufman had a good line about wrestling women bigger than Jerry Lawler.  Since it became known that the “feud” between Kaufman and Lawler was actually as staged as any other professional wrestling storyline and the two were actually close friends, I have to admire their commitment to the hoax.
-As well, the wrestling match also plays pretty well as a slapstick/silent movie type deal with Kaufman mocking Lawler, running away and putting Lawler in a headlock only to get slammed with a pile driver.
-Funniest moment for me: when Lawler taunts Kaufman “Are you here to wrestle or act like an ass”, the commentator (Lance Russell) repeats the comment but pauses and says “so and so” instead of “ass”.
****

COMMERCIAL: ENZO
-Ozzy Osbourne (Tim Kazurinsky) touts the enzymatic mouthwash’s ability to remove various animal parts from his teeth.
-Slightly fillerish.  The funniest part was Robin Duke as the groupie slurring “Wowts rull min-tee” and swigging from the bottle in the last shot.
**

COMMERCIAL: COME ON OUT AMERICA [RERUN FROM 03/27/82]

SHOW: TABLE TALK
-Tony Rosato demonstrates how to intimidate the wine steward (Nate Herman).
-Rosato is in fine form here.  I’ve finally figured out that he reminds me a LOT of Jason Sudeikis, because they both can play both the straight and support roles as well as somewhat boorish, obnoxious types.   I’d say he was the perfect choice to do this segment and he carries it well.
-The part where Rosato does a quick devilish laugh after demonstrating his displeasure to the wine steward reminds me of Vic Salukin after his crank call.
-Nate Herman reportedly was a last-second fill-in for a regular cast member.  For all the screen time the original writers of SNL got, Ebersol and Doumanian didn’t really give their writers many bit parts (except for Andy Breckman) so for a writer to have a big role as this is rare.
***1/2

SHOW: LOOKS AT BOOKS
-Karen Block (Mary Gross) interviews “A Hard Day’s Reich” author Dr. Simon Radlauer (Tim Kazurinsky), who asserts the Beatles stole their ideas from the Nazis.
-While the doctored Beatles covers were funny, the joke really runs out of steam and it doesn’t really feel like they worked too hard on fleshing out the idea.
-This is notable for being the only time the show would use the title “Looks At Books” after the original cast left.  Most of the time Ebersol book review show sketches would be “Book Beat”
-Gross’ exaggerated delivery at the beginning was a little irritating.  Also, if the Nazi music records were supposed to be LPs then that would be an anachronism seeing that the 33 1/3rd RPM LP wasn’t developed until after the war.
**

MUSICAL PERFORMANCE: “I PREDICT”
-You can see Danny DeVito dancing on the side stage as the band starts playing.
-Another catchy number.  Ron seemed to be cracking up a little at Russell at one point.
-One of the song’s jokes (pointed out elsewhere): the prediction that the song will fade out, but it actually ends cold.

GOODNIGHTS
-Danny’s mother Julia DeVito (who’s even shorter than he is) curses out ABC in Italian to cheers from the cast and audience.
-A few audience members can be seen standing up in the balcony, evidently trying to start another standing ovation.  It doesn’t take.

FINAL THOUGHTS:
Easily one of the highlights of the season and definitely a highlight of the later part of the year.  Danny DeVito was the strongest host the show had in a while, perhaps since Bill Murray, and while the show still had a few stumbles, overall the cast and writers seemed to have a good night.

EPISODE HIGHLIGHTS:
-Monologue/Taxi Film
-Kaufman vs. Lawler
-Table Talk
-Stress Test
-Solomon & Pudge

EPISODE LOWLIGHTS:
-Looks At Books
-The Whiners
-Enzo

MVP:
Danny DeVito

CAST & GUEST BREAKDOWN:
cast
Robin Duke: 2 appearances [Whiners, Enzo]
Christine Ebersole: 3 appearances [Stress Test, SNL Newsbreak, Enzo]
Mary Gross: 4 appearances [Whiners, Stress Test (voice only), SNL Newsbreak, Looks At Books]
Tim Kazurinsky: 4 appearances [Next Week, SNL Newsbreak, Enzo, Looks At Books]
Eddie Murphy:  2 appearances [Stress Test, Solomon and Pudge]
Joe Piscopo: 4 appearances [Wrestling Teaser (voice only), Whiners, Stress Test, Solomon and Pudge]
Tony Rosato: 4 appearances [Stress Test (voice only), SNL Newsbreak,  Enzo, Table Talk]
featured players
Brian Doyle-Murray: 3 appearances [Stress Test, SNL Newsbreak, Kaufman vs. Lawler]
non-cast
Nate Herman: 1 appearance [Table Talk]
Yvonne Hudson: 1 appearance [Whiners]
Neil Levy: 1 appearance [Whiners]
guests
Danny DeVito: 6 appearances [Monologue, Taxi, Whiners, Stress Test, Next Week, Solomon & Pudge]
Sparks: 2 appearances ["Mickey Mouse", "I Predict"]
Andy Kaufman: 2 appearances [Monologue, Kaufman vs. Lawler]
Tony Danza: 1 appearance [Monologue]
Marilu Henner: 1 appearance [Monologue]
Judd Hirsch: 1 appearance [Monologue]
Christopher Lloyd: 1 appearance [Monologue]

REBROADCAST HISTORY:
September 18, 1982
Known alterations: Next Week is removed, The Khaddaffi Look (from 10/03/81) is added.

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Classic SNL Review: April 24, 1982: Robert Culp / The Charlie Daniels Band (S07E18)

RATING SYSTEM:
***** – Classic
****   – Great
***     – Good / Average
**        - Meh
*          - Awful

OPENING: TENNIS CLUB
-Kelly Robinson (Robert Culp), reduced to pushing towels at the tennis club, runs into his “I Spy” buddy Alexander Scott (Eddie Murphy), still living the high life and plugging products.
-A decent opening.  Culp seemed to be overdoing it with his delivery and Eddie had a few stumbles but this was one of the better segments of the night, and making fun of Cosby’s tendency to plug products always makes me laugh.
-The segments with Piscopo as John McEnroe throwing a tantrum because Culp said his towel wasn’t “in” the hamper and Kazurinsky as Billie Jean King (telling Culp “Hold my balls” while she used the restroom) were a little obvious but funny nonetheless.
-I also liked how the ending tied it into “The Greatest American Hero”.  Who was that playing Ralph in this sketch?
-You can hear an audience member shout “Eddie!” when Murphy makes his entrance in this sketch.
***

MONTAGE
-This is one of the earliest episodes where the audience response for Eddie Murphy is considerably louder than for the other cast members, at least, this is the first one where I really notice it.

MONOLOGUE
-After being told that they don’t do the monologue anymore due to the number of non-comedian hosts, Robert Culp tries to demonstrate his stand-up comedy skills.
-Culp was very nervous and fidgety throughout this really quick monologue, and even him delivering a joke poorly wasn’t funny in itself.   It came across as desperate instead of self-deprecating.
*

COMMERCIAL: MIDDLE AGE OF AQUARIUS
-Mary Travers (Christine Ebersole) pitches an album of altered 60s hits for the flower child that ditched peace and love for materialism and stock options.
-This was written by Joe Bodolai and is a companion piece to Jesus In Blue Jeans from the James Coburn show back in February.  I have to say the earlier one was a better piece overall, but the audience response to this was strong, and it had some amusing song titles just like the other one (I like “Why Don’t We Do It In The Bank?”)
-The audience really loved “If I Had A Valium”.
-I guess this sketch falls under “it’s funny because it’s true”.  As Patti Smith once lamented, “My generation, we had dreams, we had dreams man and we fuckin created George Bush!”
***

SKETCH: EGG & SPERM
-After a woman’s (Christine Ebersole) bad one-night stand, one of her partner’s sperm (Tim Kazurinsky) tries to pick up her egg (Mary Gross) in her uterus.
-A weaker sketch.  I kind of felt that the whole thing played as too cutesy with the wordplay about “Labor Day”.  There were still some amusing moments like Gross asking Kazurinsky “Who the hell are you?” when he entered and disgustedly pointing out he was “nothing but…sperm!”
-The highlight was Kazurinsky realizing another particularly drunk sperm (played by Tony Rosato) was not from his own group and then yelling upward “You slut!” towards Ebersole.
-Robert Culp only makes a brief appearance at the beginning but he still seemed very nervous in the sketch.
-Brian Doyle-Murray appears at the end wearing a very thick wig…I wonder why they didn’t use his normal hair this time?  He usually did when he was playing nondescript small roles like this one.
**

MUSICAL PERFORMANCE: “STILL IN SAIGON”
-Robert Culp introduces The Charlie Daniels Band holding a frightened baby wearing a “Greatest American Hero” outfit.
-This song is about a Vietnam veteran with PTSD, one of a few songs that started coming out at that time when the plight of the Vietnam veteran was becoming well-known.  Stevie Wonder’s “Front Line” and Billy Joel’s “Goodnight Saigon” came out that same year.  Good performance, seems a little more rockish for Daniels.

SNL NEWSBREAK WITH MARY GROSS, CHRISTINE EBERSOLE AND BRIAN DOYLE-MURRAY: COMMENTARY BY TIM KAZURINSKY AND EDDIE MURPHY, SATURDAY NIGHT SPORTS WITH JOE PISCOPO
-Best jokes: White House set their clocks to 1932.
-Another overlong SNL Newsbreak segment (15 minutes) with another long photo-montage, this week about the length of time the Royal Navy took when going from Portsmouth, England to the Falkland Islands.  There were a few funny pictures (they gay pride parade shot being used for the crowd) but the audience tired of this fast, and it’s becoming obvious how much of a crutch these bits are.
-The Royal Navy bit was four minutes when combined with the portion where Brian Doyle-Murray draws the navy route on the map, spelling “slow” in cursive handwriting.  I could see where this was going fast.
-The jokes this week were also considerably weak, with a terrible joke about the city of Stanley changing its name to Puerto Argentino, leading to a bad Laurel & Hardy joke.  Several other jokes died hard.  Thank goodness for the commentaries.
-Tim Kazurinsky’s commentary about the baby boomers giving their kids “jerky” names was pretty amusing, particularly when he got to the fake “real” names for Ricardo Montalban and Ronald “Ebeneezer Pennypincher” Reagan.
-Mary Gross’ dash from ABC to CBS when she realizes she’s reporting from the wrong network was amusing as well, and a break from overusing Akira Yoshimura.
-Joe Piscopo has a merely OK Saturday Night Sports about George Steinbrenner trading away the Yankees’ best players.  The audience loved it as usual.
-Related to an item on NASA launching their first black astronaut in space and mentioning a racist backstage joke, Eddie Murphy comments on how the resemblance between black people and monkeys is a myth, giving different examples and even bringing out a hirsute crew member (actually writer Barry W. Blaustein) and comparing body hair.  This was quite funny, and the best commentary of the night.
**

SKETCH: PARTY GIRL
-Two out-of-towners (Brian Doyle-Murray and Joe Piscopo) take the porter’s (Eddie Murphy) suggestion to hire a “party girl” while attending a dental convention, but Mavis (Robin Duke) has a different idea of what kind of party they want.
-The audience wasn’t really into this, but I thought it was a funny enough sketch, carried by a good performance by Duke in her only appearance tonight.  Piscopo was also amusing as the guy who seemed to be enjoying himself, and Eddie Murphy steals his scenes as the porter, giving his character a kind of nasal older-guy voice.
-The bit where Duke’s character has Piscopo and Doyle-Murray chasing her to pin the tail on her and they end up in each others arms reminds me of something they did with the Roxbury guys in the 90s.  Piscopo can be seen sticking his tongue out!
-This sketch uses the same bedroom set as Sperm & Egg, and a boom shadow is visible at the very beginning.
***

COMMERCIAL: JAMES BROWN IS ANNIE
-The Godfather Of Soul, James Brown (Eddie Murphy) brings his own style to the title role of the musical.
-The best segment of the entire show, with Eddie Murphy doing his classic James Brown impression with the added visual of him wearing a red wig and dress.
-This is very similar to James Brown’s Celebrity Hot Tub, performed a year and a half later; his “Tomorrow” is basically the same music and rhythm as the Hot Tub song.  Hot Tub was a more fully fleshed out idea so I would have to say that was the better sketch, but this was very good, and I especially liked that they worked Brown’s cape act into it.
****

FILM: “BABIES IN MAKEUP” [RERUN FROM 01/23/82]
-Mary Gross introduces an encore presentation of the film by mentioning the hate mail they got over it the first time it aired in January, adding “Hope you get it this time.”

COMMERCIAL: HAPPY’S MAYONNAISE PALACE
-Happy (Eddie Murphy) advertises all-mayonnaise dessert treats at his Carvel-esque parlor.
-Another Eddie Murphy solo showcase.  This one was written by Mark O’Donnell according to the music publishing database.
-This was more silly and fun than outright funny, but I did like Murphy slowly changing his voice into the high-pitched screechy “Aunt Jollity” voice and the camera switching back to Murphy before he was finished his “uncle’s” spiel.  Eddie also breaks character a little bit after the “Aunt Jollity” routine.
-For some reason, the graphic of “Maynard the Clown” cracks me up.
***

MUSICAL PERFORMANCE: “THE DEVIL WENT DOWN TO GEORGIA”
-Another good performance.  I have a feeling most of SNL’s viewers wouldn’t care about another song off of Daniels’ then-new album so it’s appropriate they played their big hit tonight.
-That has got to be the highest number of giant hats and beards ever on stage for an SNL musical performance.

SKETCH: SUNKEN SUBMARINE
-Business as usual for the crew of the U.S.S. Cunningham, still stuck on the ocean floor with the life support systems intact for 19 years.
-My God, I hate this sketch.  Hate. Hate. Hate this sketch.  This is definitely the season’s low point and has got to be one of the five worst SNL sketches of all time.  Not only is it incredibly long (over 10 minutes), meandering and pointless, but there are also very long stretches where the audience is dead and for the most part the most they even give is a light chuckle.
-What’s amazing is how many jokes and gags really fall flat, from the wearing of the ship’s dress, to Kazurinsky’s character playing with string, to the command being misinterpreted, to Culp telling Rosato to call him skipper instead of captain.  I still have no idea whether Neil Levy pretending to be a dog or Culp eating a bowl of mush without a spoon was supposed to be funny.
-I did get a couple of mild chuckles from a few moments, like Culp saying “Damn! Same as yesterday!” when told the coordinates of their sub, and the AWOL ensign actually have being retired in one of the torpedo tubes.  Eddie Murphy also got the best reaction in the sketch when he yelled “Put your leg down!” at Levy’s character.  The difference in reaction between that and the rest of the sketch really illustrates what a giant bomb this sketch was.
-Evidently the producers could tell this sketch died, because they moved it to the end of the show in the rerun.  I’d call it a 10-to-1 sketch but because this was so incredibly long and the goodnights were also extended, this actually began at about 17-to-1.
-I can’t make out who most of the non-cast in this sketch are.  I think Nate Herman’s in the back; I’m not sure.
*

GOODNIGHTS
-Robert Culp kills time by trying more stand-up jokes.   Eddie Murphy gives him advice on delivery and demonstrates how Bill Cosby would tell the same jokes as the show closes.
-According to the credits, Paul Shaffer was sitting in with the SNL Band that week.

FINAL THOUGHTS:
A weaker episode, weighed down especially by the outstandingly shitty sunken submarine sketch, a below-average SNL Newsbreak, a lack of outstanding material except for “James Brown is Annie”.  This week’s show had a generally tired aura to it, relying on a rewrite of a commercial from February and the rebroadcast of a film from January.  Robert Culp didn’t seem to help matters much; he came across as an ill fit with the show pretty much all night and seemed nervous at times.  Most of the strong moments belonged to Eddie Murphy who had two solo showcases tonight, and it’s becoming obvious he is the fan favorite.   One thing I can’t fault the show for this year, though, is the musical guest selection.  It’s not quite as cutting edge or filled with big names as the original era, nor as avant-garde as 1980-81, but for the most part they’ve been solidly entertaining and Charlie Daniels Band was no exception.

EPISODE HIGHLIGHTS:
-James Brown Is Annie

EPISODE LOWLIGHTS:
-Sunken Submarine
-Monologue
-SNL Newsbreak except for the commentaries
-Egg & Sperm

MVP:
Eddie Murphy

CAST & GUEST RUNDOWN:
cast
Robin Duke: 1 appearance [Party Girl]
Christine Ebersole: 3 appearances [Middle Age Of Aquarius, Egg & Sperm, SNL Newsbreak]
Mary Gross: 2 appearances [Egg & Sperm, SNL Newsbreak]
Tim Kazurinsky: 4 appearances [Tennis Club, Egg & Sperm, SNL Newsbreak, Sunken Submarine]
Eddie Murphy: 6 appearances [Tennis Club, SNL Newsbreak, Party Girl, James Brown Is Annie, Happy's Mayonnaise Palace, Sunken Submarine]
Joe Piscopo: 3 appearances [Tennis Club, SNL Newsbreak, Party Girl]
Tony Rosato: 2 appearances [Egg & Sperm, Sunken Submarine]
featured players:
Brian Doyle-Murray: 4 apperances [Egg & Sperm, SNL Newsbreak, Party Girl, Sunken Submarine]
non-cast:
Barry W. Blaustein: 1 appearance [SNL Newsbreak]
Ronnie Cuber: 1 appearance [James Brown Is Annie]
Lawrence Feldman: 1 appearance [James Brown Is Annie]
Neil Jason: 1 appearance [James Brown Is Annie]
Neil Levy: 2 appearances [Tennis Club, Sunken Submarine]
Tom Malone: 1 appearance [James Brown Is Annie]
Lou Marini: 1 appearance [James Brown Is Annie]
Alan P. Rubin: 1 appearance [James Brown Is Annie]
David Spinozza: 1 appearance [James Brown Is Annie]
guests:
Robert Culp: 4 appearances [Tennis Club, Monologue, Egg & Sperm, Sunken Submarine]
The Charlie Daniels Band: 2 appearances ["Still In Saigon", "The Devil Went Down To Georgia"]

REBROADCAST HISTORY:
August 7, 1982

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Classic SNL Review: April 17, 1982: Johnny Cash / Elton John (S07E17)

RATINGS SYSTEM:
***** – Classic
****   – Great
***     – Good
**        - Meh
*          - Bad

OPENING: “MAN IN BLACK”
-Johnny Cash sings “Man In Black” as his younger self (Tim Kazurinsky) undergoes character-forming experiences.
-Johnny Cash gets a big round of applause for his signature “Hello, I’m Johnny Cash”, getting the show off to a good start.
-This was a pretty funny opening segment, particularly the still of the mother holding a black-clad baby, and the flashback sequences were pretty good.  Kazurinsky was the right choice to play the younger Cash, playing him more as a pip-squeak kid than attempting a real impression of Cash.  Having Kazurinsky say the requisite “I shot a man in Reno just to watch him die!” in that high voice made the joke funnier.  Speaking of that scene, can anyone ID the older prisoner for me?
-Cash himself was pretty funny in a deadpan sort of way.  His delivery on some of the lines was a little off but I did particualrly like the fade from young Cash being admonished by his mama that he’s going to poke a hole in his face from twisting his finger on his cheek to middle-aged Johnny doing the very same, or to him singing with increased vibrato as Joe Piscopo gives him a massage.
-There seems to be a new design to the back set when the stage is lifted for the music performances.
-There were a few bloopers: you can see a single sheet of paper fall down at one point during Cash’s singing, and the camera goes black-and-white for a few seconds as Cash crosses over from the side stage.
****

SHOW: THE HONEYROONEYS
-Andy Rooney (Joe Piscopo) plays Ralph Kramden opposite Audrey Meadows’ (Chrstine Ebersole) Alice and Art Carney’s (Eddie Murphy) Ed Norton.
-I did get a few laughs out of the comments about the phony buildings and the “Ever want to send your wife to the moon?” line, but overall this wasn’t really all that funny and based on a thin premise, and the ending seemed a little hokey.  It doesn’t help that Piscopo’s Andy Rooney voice is so incredibly grating.
-Christine Ebersole gave a good performance as usual, and I did like Eddie Murphy’s Ed Norton.
**

MUSICAL PERFORMANCE: “EMPTY GARDEN (HEY HEY JOHNNY)”
-More big applause for Elton John, who appears with his classic band lineup of Nigel Olsson, Dee Murray and Davey Johnstone (his second SNL appearance this season, after appearing with Meat Loaf & The Neverland Express).  Elton John is the only musical guest this season to get a separate stage for his performances, as opposed to playing on the giant home base set.
-A sad, emotional performance befitting the song, John’s tribute to his friend John Lennon.  I wonder what it would have been like to hear this song when it originally came out less than 18 months after the “insect” killed Lennon.  Sometimes I wonder if I can fully grasp how sad that event really was considering Lennon has always been dead within my lifetime.  Coincidentally, I actually watched my recording of this episode the morning of December 8, the thirtieth anniversary of Lennon’s murder.

SKETCH: LAST REQUEST
-Death row inmate Frankie’s (Eddie Murphy) bluff is called when Johnny Cash fulfills his last request by singing the uncut “99,999 Bottles of Beer On The Wall”
-Eddie Murphy’s charisma carries this sketch, while Johnny Cash, despite being a little stiff, plays well opposite him by singing the song completely deadpan.
-The best moments in the sketch are purely visual, from Murphy’s gleeful dancing as Cash sings with utter seriousness, to the very bored warden and the older prisoner (who wails “This is cruel and unusual punishment!” at one point) playing cards as the priest munches on a burger and holds a soda.
-Murphy messes up his line towards the end: “That’s the warden! I mean, that’s the governor!”
***1/2

MISCELLANEOUS: NEXT WEEK
-Bill Cosby (Eddie Murphy) announces his old I Spy co-star Robert Culp will be the host next week
-Interesting way to shake up the Next Week formula.  I think the “It’ll make you smile” comes from Cosby’s Coke ads from that timeframe.

SNL NEWSBREAK WITH MARY GROSS, CHRISTINE EBERSOLE AND BRIAN DOYLE-MURRAY: MEDICAL CORRESPONDENT DR. JACK BADOFSKY (TIM KAZURINSKY), EDITORIAL BY EDDIE MURPHY
-Best joke: James Stewart/Ginger Rogers having sex from memory, albino baseball player.
-Another overlong segment; this one clocks in at 17 minutes.
-Mary Gross reprises her ditzy correspondent act in Red Square where she asks a Japanese tourist (Akira Yoshimura) if he’s seen the ailing Brezhnev.  I always find Akira Yoshimura’s deadpan, decidedly non-actor delivery funny in itself (especially considering his character is supposed to be Japanese but speaks with Yoshimura’s American accent) but it seemed a little off this time.
-There’s also another very long segment of still photos: over four minutes are dedicated to the different salutes of world leaders.  I’m of two minds of this, because I do appreciate the amount of effort that went into this one and it had a few funny lines and pictures (the one of Charles and Di with Charles’ limp wrist describing their wedding night), but it’s really clearly a crutch at this point and could have been much, much shorter.
-Speaking of things that could have been much shorter, the bit with Doyle-Murray and Ebersole discussing varying pronunciations seemed to stretch something that was purely the setup to a line about the different pronunciations of “Falk” too thin.
-Dr. Jack Badofsky (Tim Kazurinsky) returns for a third appearance, in which he discusses the different types of amputations.  The usual assortment of silly wordplay with a few highlights like Ramputations (weird lonely shepherds experience these), and Kazurinsky breaks character briefly after he delivers the line about using Krazy Glue instead of jelly leading to a Diaphragmputation, which makes this a little more memorable than the other installments.
-Christine Ebersole seems to flub a lot of her lines later in the segment.
-Last segment is Eddie Murphy reading a viewer letter accusing him of really boiling Larry the Lobster with a racially loaded comment about blacks’ supposed aversion to seafood, which led him to boil Larry in revenge.  Decent closure to last week’s episode.
**1/2

MUSICAL PERFORMANCE: CASH MEDLEY “I WALK THE LINE”, “FOLSOM PRISON BLUES”, “RING OF FIRE”
-Good performance, and Cash really is beginning to look like he’s enjoying himself here, particularly during the “Folsom Prison Blues” guitar solo.
-Of note is that one of Cash’s guitarists in this appearance is a young Marty Stuart.

SKETCH: HAIL TO THE CHIEF
-Ronald Reagan (Joe Piscopo) is back from vacation and Ed Meese (Tony Rosato) has kept him in the dark about the Falklands situation.  Despite Meese’s best efforts, Margaret Thatcher (Mary Gross) and Leopoldo Galtieri (Brian Doyle-Murray) meet the President, who uses the situation to fulfill every actor’s dream by directing.
-Decent sketch, with Rosato in fine form as usual as Meese.  I particularly liked Mary Gross’ awkward reaction as Galtieri is about to kiss her under Reagan’s directions.
-Interesting use of Joe Piscopo in Reagan makeup strictly for the mirror’s “reflection” when the rest of the sketch is him doing the voice over only.
***

FILM: “JAY CLAY GETS DEPRESSED” BY TIMOTHY HITTLE
-A claymation man’s suicide attempt.
-A silly little film despite the dark subject matter; this also has an uplifting ending as Jay’s head bounces around and lands on his butt, and he realizes “I lost my head!”.
-The painting in the film is “L’Absinthe” by Edgar Degas
***

COMMERCIAL: TEGRIM
-Kathy’s (Robin Duke) friend (Christine Ebersole) tells her how to check for problem dandruff: shake her head over Johnny Cash.
-A brief but very enjoyable commercial parody, with possibly the best in-sketch use of Johnny Cash all night.  He didn’t have to utter a single word.
-Robin Duke really looks young here.  Speaking of Duke, this is her only on-camera appearance in a sketch tonight, not counting a voiceover-only role in the opening and appearances in the talent entrance and goodnights.  I never really noticed it until now but she really seemed to be struggling at the end of this season.  I always liked her as a performer but between her very limited appearances at the end of this season and a few other incidents in other shows (blown cue in Madden, Newsbreak piece not doing so well in Danner) I wonder if she was kept on because Ebersole was gone over the summer.  Duke made a good impression at the beginning of the season and in some other shows, but I’m seeing her get eclipsed by Ebersole and Gross a lot.  Fortunately Duke got a second chance next fall as well as the added bonus of joining the writing roster.
****

MISCELLANEOUS: FLASH AND SHOWMANSHIP
-Johnny Cash demonstrates how Elton John’s performance style has begun to rub off on him.
-Not really a rateable segment but the visual of Cash wearing the gaudy outfit and glasses was also a highlight of the show.

MUSICAL PERFORMANCE: “BALL AND CHAIN”
-A catchy, uptempo song from Elton’s then current LP Jump Up!

SKETCH: TRAIN POET
-A man who loves passenger rail (Johnny Cash) waxes poetic about the rails to a commuter (Brian Doyle-Murray).
-Not really much in terms of laughs but it was a cute segment, even if the ending was a little sappy with Cash advising Doyle-Murray “If you take the train to work, you’ll never enjoy the ride”.
-Cash’s delivery is a little awkward at the beginning before he gets into the rhythm of the poem.
**1/2

SHOW: BLACK TALK
-Eddie Murphy shares his experience paying the power bill with buddy Clint Smith.
-Short, fillerish segment that depends mainly on Murphy’s charisma.  Good one-joke-and-out structure.
***

COMMERCIAL: REACH OUT AND TOUCH SOMEONE [rerun from 02/06/82]

GOODNIGHTS: “SUNDAY MORNING COMING DOWN”
-The cast really seems like they’re having a ball here, especially when they’re circled around Cash on the stage like children.  Eddie Murphy can be seen smiling and dancing while Robin Duke can be heard singing along at one point as the credits roll.

FINAL THOUGHTS:
This was an unusual show with a few weaker segments, and it felt kind of like halfway between a show and a week off for the writers thanks to the extra music performances in the show.  There was a considerably higher number of shorter pieces throughout this episode, while SNL Newsbreak lasted forever.  Cash, a limited host, stuck pretty well to his comfort zone but fortunately that comfort zone was itself something that could work well in sketches, and he seemed to be a good sport having a fun time that night.  Besides Cash, Eddie Murphy in particular seemed to dominate tonight, particularly in “Last Request”, the next week segment, SNL Newsbreak and Black Talk.

EPISODE HIGHLIGHTS:
-Tegrim
-”Man In Black”
-Last Request

EPISODE LOWLIGHTS:
-The Honeyrooneys
-Train Poet
-SNL Newsbreak’s obvious padding

MVP:
Eddie Murphy

CAST & GUEST RUNDOWN:
cast
Robin Duke: 2 appearances ["Man In Black" (voice only), Tegrim]
Christine Ebersole: 4 appearances [The Honeyrooneys, SNL Newsbreak, Hail To The Chief, Tegrim]
Mary Gross: 2 appearances [SNL Newsbreak, Hail To The Chief]
Tim Kazurinsky: 4 appearances ["Man In Black", Last Request, SNL Newsbreak, Hail To The Chief]
Eddie Murphy: 5 appearances [The Honeyrooneys, Last Request, Next Week, SNL Newsbreak, Black Talk]
Joe Piscopo: 3 appearances [The Honeyrooneys, Last Request, Hail To The Chief]
Tony Rosato: 2 appearances [Hail To The Chief, Train Poet]
featured players:
Brian Doyle-Murray: 4 appearances [Last Request, SNL Newsbreak, Hail To The Chief, Train Poet]
non-cast:
Andy Murphy: 1 appearance [Train Poet]
Akira Yoshimura: 1 appearance [SNL Newsbreak]
guests:
Johnny Cash: 6 appearances ["Man In Black", Last Request, Cash Medley, Tegrim, Flash and Showmanship, "Sunday Morning Coming Down"]
Elton John: 2 appearances ["Empty Garden (Hey Hey Johnny)", "Ball and Chain"]

REBROADCAST HISTORY:
August 28, 1982
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Classic SNL Review: April 10, 1982: Daniel J. Travanti / John Cougar (S07E16)

RATINGS SYSTEM:
***** – Classic
****   – Great
***      - Good
**        - Meh
*           – Bad

OPENING: LARRY THE LOBSTER PHONE-IN VOTE
-Eddie Murphy interrupts a sketch as a chef (Tony Rosato) is about to boil a lobster, protesting the killing of a living creature.  Murphy names the lobster “Larry” and invites the home audience to determine his fate via a 1-900 number phone in vote.
-I wasn’t originally going to rate this segment because its purpose is to set  up a real vote the show had that night, but there was enough comedy mixed in to warrant a rating, from Murphy telling Rosato to “speak English to me” and screaming “YOU PEOPLE ARE SICK!” to the audience, to Rosato cutting in a few times to say “Let’s boil that sucker, huh?”, to Eddie rushing through the “save” number and slowly and clearly reading the “kill” number.
***1/2

MONOLOGUE
-Daniel J. Travanti reminds the viewers about the poll and sets up the short film.
-I’m not going to rate this as it’s not really a standalone monologue; I thought I’d point out that you can hear an audience member shout “boil him!”

FILM: RIDEALONG
-Daniel J. Travanti accompanies a real NYC policeman as he responds to a domestic disturbance call.
-Interesting change-of-pace segment with no recognizable SNL performers or personnel.  I don’t think they’d do anything like this today.
-It had a few somewhat funny parts like the real policeman having only seen Hill Street Blues once, and the audience reacted well to the part where they tell the woman to clean up their dog, but I didn’t really go for the ending where the couple recognize Travanti, pose for a picture with him, and resume their fighting.  It just felt a little obvious.
-Some of tonight’s bumpers were shot during the taping of this segment, including one of Travanti and the couple.
**1/2

SKETCH: WHINERS
-Grating couple Doug and Wendy Whiner (Joe Piscopo and Robin Duke) annoy the maitre d’ (Tony Rosato) and patrons of the restaurant where they had their first date.
-The Whiners are definitely two of the most irritating and corny characters that have ever been on SNL; part of it is deliberate but it’s so overly broad and one-joke (the sketches usually have a mention of diverticulitis every time, too) that it’s hard to really enjoy the sketches.  It reminds me a little of Kristen Wiig’s tics-and-twitches characters in the way that there really isn’t any room for growth with the characters: they whine, therefore they are.
-The main thing that elevates these bits from the copy-by-numbers sketches they tend to have now is that there’s a little more variety with the situations they got into, and of course the humor coming from the frustration of the foil who has to deal with the couple.  This is one of those sketches where Rosato is really on his game, doing excellent slow-burn as the increasingly pissed-off maitre d’.
-Funniest moment: Rosato grabbing the wine from the passing waiter and plunking it onto the Whiners’ table.
-An observation: a lot of the same extras that appear in the sketch – regular extra Andy Murphy, the other people in line at the beginning, and the waiter in particular – show up in several of the other sketches tonight.  As well, I’m pretty sure that white-haired woman who had to give up her table to the Whiners had been on a few times in the 70s (I think she was “Jody from next door” in Celebrity Bingo in Steve Martin ’77).  If someone can confirm or ID her, please comment. [Addendum: the white-haired woman is Karen Roston, SNL's costume designer] 
***

SKETCH: THE MERMAN ZONE
-An Ethel Merman impersonator (Christine Ebersole) auditions for the head of a celebrity doubles agency (Tony Rosato), who desperately to convince her that every single human being can do an imitation of Merman and ends up in what Rod Serling (Brian Doyle-Murray) calls “The Merman Zone”
-Before I begin the review, can anybody identify the guy playing Barry, the Woody Allen impersonator at the beginning of the sketch?  He’s about as short as Kazurinsky and it doesn’t  look like any of the writers I’ve been able to identify.  The part is a significant one in this sketch and it’s odd they don’t credit him.
-I really enjoyed this sketch, with good performances from everyone, particularly Rosato and Ebersole, and the different impressions from everyone around made this a lot of fun.  The real fun begins when Rosato breaks the fourth wall and starts approaching the SNL crew (including cameraman Al Camoin), and the producers (Dick Ebersol and Bob Tischler; Ebersol’s wife Susan Saint James is also visible in this part), and everyone in the control room (including Dave Wilson and Audrey Peart Dickman) singing.
-I also really enjoyed the part with Kazurinsky as the out-of-work Kazurinsky impersonator (and the line about how nobody’s really even demanding the real thing).  I also found it really funny how Duke was visibly annoyed that he kept coming back to the agency.
-Callback to last show:  one of the extras in the hallway is wearing the tuna fish outfit from the Blythe Danner show.
****

MISCELLANEOUS: LARRY THE LOBSTER PHONE-IN VOTE: SO FAR
-In his intro to John Cougar’s performance, Travanti announces that “Kill Larry” is leading  65,743 to 56,893; after commenting “Eddie’s right, you’re sick!” he reads the voting numbers again, speeding through the “Kill Larry” number and slowly reading the “Save Larry” number.

MUSICAL PERFORMANCE: “HURT SO GOOD”
-Good performance.  Right after the first chorus, John jokes “Sound just like the Supremes, don’t we?”

MISCELLANEOUS: NEXT WEEK
-My recording is missing part of this; it sounds like Kazurinsky is reminding people about the contest and giving an update beforehand. I do have him announcing next week’s guests will be Johnny Cash and special musical guest Elton John.

SNL NEWSBREAK WITH MARY GROSS, CHRISTINE EBERSOLE AND BRIAN DOYLE-MURRAY: EMERGENCY BROADCAST WITH TONY ROSATO, SATURDAY NIGHT SPORTS WITH JOE PISCOPO, OSCARS REVIEW WITH TIM KAZURINSKY
-Best jokes: 7-year-old Cavalry soldier, Easter Bunny, New York Compost
-This particular edition stretches for 14 minutes; SNL Newsbreak is starting to eat up more and more of the show, and it’s guaranteed never to be the show’s strongest segment.  It kind of feels like Seth Meyers’ more recent Weekend Updates but I’d say Meyers WU has better jokes; it’s sometimes the correspondents that can really sink a segment whereas during the SNL Newsbreak era it was often the other way around.
-This is also the only Ebersole-period Newsbreak that made it into the 60-minute
-The first segment is Mary Gross’ report from the HMS Invisible; her “ditzy correspondent” act was a little too cutesy (especially the HMS stands for “HuMongous Ship” line), but I always enjoy the complete deadpan of SNL’s production designer Akira Yoshimura (who appeared in all of the SNL Star Trek sketches as Sulu) as the fake Prince Andrew.  The ending was dumb with Doyle-Murray suggesting Gross invite him to a sushi dinner, but the “Sunday morning – sneak attack” line was funny.
-Tony Rosato appears to give a test of the Emergency Broadcast Network [sic], which consists of panicked screaming.  Kind of an obvious joke but Rosato did alright with it and his segues between that and his calm intro and outro were flawless.
-Joe Piscopo’s Saturday Night Sports segment changes the formula a little bit by not having Piscopo utter a word: instead, Piscopo was made up to look as if he were covered in ice and snow as on-screen captions spelled out the normally bellowed lines.  It was a welcome change of pace and the audience loved it.
-Up next is an interminable two-and-a-half minute photo montage bit about the many photos of the Reagans waving.  By this point in the season, they really are padding out the Newsbreak segments with these bits (there’s some more pointless ones to come) and while there were a few humorous asides from Brian Doyle-Murray and the somewhat funny last pictures with the Reagans’ arms starting to move propellor-like, the bit definitely did not warrant its length.
-Tim Kazurinsky comments on that year’s overlong Oscars by offering suggestions on how to improve next year’s ceremony.  I thought this was alright, particularly when Kazurinsky suggested to take the award away from the winner if their speeches ran too long and mentioning Bette Midler as a “hilarious woman with large breasts”.  The funniest moment, though, was when Kaz handed off back to Christine Ebersole who asked “What the heck was Morgan Fairchild doing there?”  The audience evidently agreed.
-The little bit where Doyle-Murray spells the new formula for relativity on a blackboard as ROLAIDS is a spoof of a then-current ad campaign for the antacid.  You can view the commercial here.
-At the end of the segment, Doyle-Murray gives the numbers to vote on Larry’s fate.
***

SHOW: HILL STREET BLUES
-Captain Furillo (Daniel J. Travanti) has trouble keeping his work life and personal life separate.
-It really is unusual to see a straight parody of a current TV show during the Ebersol era of SNL.  I do admire that they did attempt something like this, but I couldn’t help but be underwhelmed by the whole thing.  It was 10 minutes long and it seemed like they were throwing together things that didn’t gel as a whole.  Some of it was especially clunky, particularly Travanti’s lampshade hanging line of being overly sensitive, “especially for a cop”.  In what would become de rigeur for SNL’s later parodies, we get a cameo by one of the host’s co-stars: Bruce Weitz appears in the parody, playing the animalistic Belker as even more of a dog.
-Mary Gross did a very good job playing against type as Joyce Davenport.  It was rare that they had her play an attractive woman who wasn’t a prostitute at this point, and the long hair really went a long way in softening her look up.  Joe Piscopo’s take on Phil Esterhaus was alright.  I did enjoy Robin Duke as Fay but felt they didn’t make her pathetic enough; same with Brian Doyle-Murray as Howard Hunter, which also felt like a wasted opportunity.  Eddie Murphy’s bit as Neal Washington didn’t really have a lot to work with and Rosato’s “Gypsy King” informant was kind of lame.  Christine Ebersole seemed pretty miscast as Lucy Bates; Ebersole reminds me a lot more of Barbara Babcock (Grace Gardner) and I don’t recall Bates being a mopey type like she was written here.
-The ending with Furillo starting to rant about his problems and breaking down crying was an OK way to wrap the sketch up, though.
-The extras from the Whiners’ sketch are all in the hallway outside of the office.  As well, Akira Yoshimura gets a quick laugh with his bit as an undercover detective.
**1/2

MISCELLANEOUS: LARRY THE LOBSTER PHONE-IN VOTE: LARRY’S STORY
-Eddie Murphy announces that “Save Larry” has pulled ahead 184,316 to 171, 717, and gives the audience a view of the kind of lobster Larry really is.
-More “cute” than laugh out loud funny; Rosato (not dressed in the chef outfit but still using the accent) gets a laugh with another “Let’s boil that sucker, huh!”
***

FILM: BAVARIAN BUTTERFLY BY JOSEF SEDELMAIER
-A silent film demonstrates a hopscotching dance.
-Short, amusing slapstick.
***

SHOW: CAREER CORNER
-Burt Wedermeyer (Tim Kazurinsky) interviews Mr. Tooth Fairy (Eddie Murphy) about his unrewarding and dangerous job.
-Aside from the Whiners sketch, this is the other one that seems to show up in highlight reels and compilations, with a tutu-wearing Eddie Murphy complaining about how difficult delivering teeth to God is for a living.  It benefits from good back-and-forth between Kazurinsky and Murphy, but it’s clearly the latter’s showcase.
***1/2

MISCELLANEOUS: LARRY THE LOBSTER PHONE-IN VOTE: NIGHT ON THE TOWN
-Eddie Murphy announces that in a few minutes they will have the final tally of the vote; Mel Brandt announces what Larry can look forward to if he lives.
-Some of the photos were pretty funny, but this basically was a time filler segment to wrap up the voting portion.
-This originally was part of the 12:30 station break segment; subsequent repeat versions edit this together with Reagan-Brand Economics in the same segment.
***

COMMERCIAL: REAGAN-BRAND ECONOMICS
-Ronald Reagan (Joe Piscopo) suggests to an impoverished family that they try a new brand of economics.
-This is a funny spoof of the Sanka commercials with Robert Young but with a good amount of bite, particularly Rosato’s line “I only like real economic programs!” and the family having to sell their surviving child to pay for food under the new program.
-This is also the first time we see Piscopo in Reagan makeup; before this appearance he was a voiceover-only role in the “Hail To The Chief” sketches.
****

MUSICAL PERFORMANCE: “AIN’T EVEN DONE WITH THE NIGHT”
-Cougar and band have a particularly big sound tonight; they also seemed to having fun as well which makes things enjoyable.

MISCELLANEOUS: LARRY THE LOBSTER PHONE-IN VOTE: RESULTS
-Eddie Murphy reads the final vote: Larry the Lobster lives, 239,096 to 227,452.  The SNL band plays “Happy Days Are Here Again” as the cast and extras celebrate.
-Not really much more to it than that, really.  Even the guy who played Barry the Woody Allen Lookalike in The Merman Zone is here.

GOODNIGHTS
-Eddie conducts a mock interview with Larry as Daniel J. Travanti exclaims “Larry Lives!”
-Mel Brandt announces next week’s show with Johnny Cash and special guest Elton John and says “Good night from New York!  …which I don’t think is the most dangerous city in America”.  Kind of an odd attempt at Don Pardo’s style of humorous comments over the goodnight announcements.
-Brian Doyle-Murray is standing far back from everyone else for some reason.

FINAL THOUGHTS:
An above-average show with an interesting gimmick to carry it through.  Despite not being used at all in the last half hour, Travanti actually was quite good in what he appeared in and while sometimes the writing wasn’t up to par (Hill Street Blues could have been so much better), there wasn’t a terrible segment at all tonight except for a little bit of the overlong SNL Newsbreak.  Even the Whiners (never my favorite characters) didn’t weigh the show down.  Tony Rosato seemed to have his best night ever this week too, especially in the first half of the show.

EPISODE HIGHLIGHTS:
-Reagan Brand Economics
-The Merman Zone
-Career Corner
-Larry The Lobster Phone-in Vote

EPISODE LOWLIGHTS:
-the Reagans Waving portion of SNL Newsbreak
-Ridealong
-Hill Street Blues

MVP:
Tony Rosato

CAST & GUEST BREAKDOWN:
cast
Robin Duke: 4 appearances [Whiners, The Merman Zone, Hill Street Blues, Larry: Results]
Christine Ebersole: 5 appearances [The Merman Zone, SNL Newsbreak, Hill Street Blues, Reagan Brand Economics, Larry: Results]
Mary Gross: 4 appearances [The Merman Zone, SNL Newsbreak, Hill Street Blues, Larry: Results]
Tim Kazurinsky: 5 appearances [The Merman Zone, Next Week, SNL Newsbreak, Career Corner, Larry: Results]
Eddie Murphy: 7 appearances [Larry: Phone-In Vote, The Merman Zone, Hill Street Blues, Larry: Larry's Story, Career Corner, Larry: Night On The Town, Larry: Results]
Joe Piscopo: 5 appearances [Whiners, SNL Newsbreak, Hill Street Blues, Reagan Brand Economics, Larry: Results]
Tony Rosato: 8 appearances [Larry: Phone-In Vote, Whiners, The Merman Zone, SNL Newsbreak, Hill Street Blues, Larry: Larry's Story, Reagan Brand Economics, Larry: Results]

featured player:
Brian Doyle-Murray: 4 appearances [The Merman Zone, SNL Newsbreak, Hill Street Blues, Larry: Results]

non-cast:
Dick Ebersol: 1 appearance [The Merman Zone]
Bob Tischler: 1 appearance [The Merman Zone]
Al Camoin: 1 appearance [The Merman Zone]
Audrey Peart Dickman: 1 appearance [The Merman Zone]
Dave Wilson: 2 appearances [The Merman Zone, SNL Newsbreak (voiceover only)]
Andy Murphy: 4 appearances [Whiners, The Merman Zone, Hill Street Blues, Larry: Results]
Akira Yoshimura: 2 appearances [SNL Newsbreak, Hill Street Blues]
Yvonne Hudson: 1 appearance [Whiners]
Neil Levy: 2 appearances [Whiners, Hill Street Blues]

guests:
Daniel J. Travanti: 5 appearances [Larry: Phone-In Vote, Ridealong, The Merman Zone, Larry: So Far, Hill Street Blues]
John Cougar: 2 appearances ["Hurt So Good", "Ain't Even Done With The Night"]
Susan Saint James: 1 appearance [The Merman Zone]
Bruce Weitz: 1 appearance [Hill Street Blues]

REBROADCAST HISTORY:
September 11, 1982
January 15, 1983
Known alterations: Next Week is removed.

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Classic SNL Review: March 27, 1982: Blythe Danner / Rickie Lee Jones (S07E15)

RATING SYSTEM:
***** – Classic
****   – Great
***     – Good/Average
**       – Meh
*         – Bad

COLD OPENING: LORNE GREENE: THE MEAT DOGS LOVE
-Lorne Greene (Joe Piscopo) pitches Alpo dog food but his canine pal All-Star has another preference.
-Short and to the point; didn’t take too long to get to the punchline and didn’t belabor the point either.  Him calling for “Hop Sing” as All-Star attacks him made me laugh.
-Piscopo stumbles on one his “healthy, happy…” line.
***

MONOLOGUE
-Mary tells Blythe she loved her as Eleanor Roosevelt opposite Edward Herrman’s FDR; to her embarrassment  Blythe tells her she actually played Eleanor Gehrig opposite Herrmann in a different movie.  Mary shows Blythe her Eleanor Roosevelt impression, then gets on a power trip when she makes Blythe impersonate random celebrities.
-Cute monologue with an interesting idea.  Nice to see Mary bring back the Roosevelt (from the Conrad show).
-Mary on her power trip reminds me of how animated she would get during her “spittin’ mad” commentaries the next season, and that attempt at a maniacal laugh made me chuckle.
***

COMMERCIAL: COME ON OUT AMERICA
-In a spoof of the “America’s Turning 7-Up” campaign (with a little “I’m A Pepper” thrown in), Americans are dancing their way out of the closet.
-This reminds me a little of “Show Us Your Guns” from the first season, with the random townspeople waving to the camera.
-I’ve always liked this one and it kind of stands on its own without the knowledge of the soft-drink ads it was parodying.  Some may feel the “I’m a homo, you’re a homo” ending is dated but I thought it worked.
****

SKETCH: THE NEW CELIBACY
-Steve (Tim Kazurinsky) and Doreen (Robin Duke) tell friends at dinner their newfound focus on other projects is owed to no longer having sex.  When they discover it was all a misunderstanding, a rushed, sexually tense meal makes their guests uncomfortable.
-Another sketch I’ve always really liked, with funny performances from all involved and nice escalation into the Tom Jones style eating sequence.
-One thing I’ve noticed is that Robin Duke’s character’s voice goes from this pinched, bright and chipper tone when she’s entertaining to this really deep, breathy voice once she and Kazurinsky start getting sexual again.
-Best line: “Who cares? Just give me MEAT!”
-Two bloopers: Christine Ebersole can be seen running onto the stage at the very beginning (and Robin Duke is looking toward the camera), and later on, Kazurinsky says it was November 23, 1981 they last had sex but they earlier said it was over a year since they last did it.
****1/2

SHOW: 20/20
-Geraldo Rivera (Joe Piscopo) investigates “Horror In Our Hospitals”, misinterpreting a routine birth at Mount Sinai as something more sinister.
-SNL’s first “Geraldo is an ass” sketch!  Piscopo’s impression was pretty good.  The sketch itself was pretty one-note and predictable but saved by the impression its brevity.
-Favorite parts: when the doctor asks Geraldo who he is, Geraldo is looking directly at the camera when he says “I’m Geraldo Rivera!”, and Kazurinsky as the father screaming “I’ll kill you, that was a Nikon!” after Geraldo breaks his camera alleging his pictures of the delivery were child porn.
***

COMMERCIAL: THE KHADDAFFI LOOK
-Repeat from October 3, 1981

SKETCH: POETS
-Flighty poet (and incontinent shut-in) Ariel Feeley (Mary Gross) faces a burglar, but the armed robber is Tyrone Green (Eddie Murphy): he and Ariel share a mutual appreciation for each other’s work.
-This kind of had a slow start to it but it really picks up when Eddie Murphy comes in and becomes an excellent way to bring back his character from “Prose and Cons”.  I suppose it was necessary for them to repeat the “Cill My Landlord” poem to establish who he was.  Eddie actually gets a good round of applause when his character exits the scene.
-I also thought Robin Duke’s character, Ariel’s homely spinster sister/caretaker Lina, was a good foil, and I noticed Duke gave her character an interesting walk/body movement.
-I was surprised at the bathroom humor with Gross’ character but they did it in a funnier, subtler way than has been done in the show’s last 20 years.  I chalk it up to the more restrictive censors at the time but I can just see them making more explicit pee jokes if they remade this sketch.  And Ariel would have been played by Kristen Wiig.
****

MUSICAL PERFORMANCE: “PIRATES (SO LONG LONELY AVENUE)”
-The title track from Jones’ 1981 album (get it, it’s quite good) gets a decent performance, but not quite as solid as the last group of guests though.  It’s an interesting song with a few mood/time changes.
-Jones seems to be pulling at her lip a lot.  She also says “This is for you, Chuck E.” during the closing, shouting out to pal Chuck E. Weiss.

SKETCH: FAB FIFTIES
-At the 1982 Senior Spring Fling, Tim Kazurinsky and Blythe Danner explain the Fifties are back in the Eighties, the good and (mostly) the bad.
-A short little piece with a few laughs, like Brian Doyle Murray’s character telling Christine Ebersole “Well, abortion’s illegal, so you’re ruined for life, you tramp!”
-I have to wonder if Tim Kazurinsky wrote this because it has the exact same sarcastic tone that his Salute  To Journalism segments had the next season, and a little more willingness to criticize the current political climate at the time.
-Blythe Danner screws up a few of her lines pretty badly.
***

SNL NEWSBREAK: WITH CHRISTINE EBERSOLE AND BRIAN DOYLE-MURRAY, MARY GROSS ON ASSIGNMENT, FASHION WITH YVONNE “SPIKE” DEMOUCHIER, SATURDAY NIGHT SPORTS WITH JOE PISCOPO
-Best jokes: Reagan organ donations, school for Motown singers in Peking, unemployed protests of Reagan.
-This is the first SNL Newsbreak with Christine Ebersole as co-anchor.  Mel Brandt actually announces that she is just filling in for Mary Gross during the opening, but Ebersole would remain co-anchor for the remainder of the season.  I thought she was a better match for Doyle-Murray than Gross was and had much better delivery than either of the two.
-Ebersole’s Newsbreak tenure begins with a hilarious blooper.  As the segment begins, you can see someone else trying to help her pin her microphone onto her necklace.  You can hear fumbling around as Brian Doyle-Murray reads his first joke (which has a strange echo to it) and then he looks down and realizes he doesn’t have his own microphone clipped to his tie.  There’s also a rewinding noise during the first joke.  Afterward, during Mary Gross’ report, she quips “I loved that first piece, Brian!” and you can hear Ebersole guffaw loudly.
-Speaking of Gross, this is the first time they have her in the role of ditzy correspondent, always going to the wrong location or interviewing the wrong person.  Tonight was a miss; I usually preferred the ones with Akira Yoshimura anyway because his complete deadpan is always hilarious.
-Robin Duke appears as fashion correspondent Yvonne “Spike” DeMouchier, criticizing the fashions of the Best Actress nominees with glib one-liners.  It kind of felt too close to something real to be funny in itself, and I have to wonder if Duke was trying to create a new recurring character for Update.  She kind of seemed nervous towards the end of the segment too, as if she was aware it wasn’t going too well.
-Joe Piscopo has a short par-for-the-course Saturday Night Sports about the NCAA Basketball playoffs betweek UNC and Georgetown, giving the latter the edge based on the co-eds.  Not one of his more memorable segments.
-Brian Doyle-Murray ends tonights’ edition with a story about the birth of his nephew, Bill Murray’s son Homer Banks Murray, without identifying Murray aside from the picture (which Doyle-Murray refers to as a “male nurse”) and a reference to the father coaching the baby out with “Come on out, you knucklehead”!
**1/2

GUEST PERFORMANCE: MICHAEL DAVIS
-Davis juggles a bowling ball, an egg and a tomato.
-The usual great routine from Davis, with many great random lines, such as how the “razor-sharp” bowling ball is more dangerous than a knife because “you can’t tell where the edge is”.
-There’s also some funny back and forth with the audience members when the audience member lobs back the tomato when Davis is about to tell him not to; he has a good comeback when he asks the audience member to catch the bowling ball.  As well, when he has the audience member inspect the tomato, the audience member beside him can be heard saying “It’ doesn’t look like it’s real!”
*****

SHOW: THE UNCLE TOM SHOW
-Tom Snyder (Joe Piscopo) interviews cigar-chomping cartoon legend Gumby (Eddie Murphy), who has a new tell-all book.
-The first appearance of Eddie Murphy’s take on Gumby, performed as a crotchety hard-boiled Jewish showbiz old-timer.  It wasn’t quite as good as some of the later installments (I prefer the Letterman spoofs myself) but it had some good lines (“The woman is a slut, Tom”- Gumby re: Wilma Flintstone).
-Interesting that Gumby’s first appearance is opposite Piscopo’s Tom Snyder, and his next appearance is opposite Piscopo portraying his NBC replacement, David Letterman.
-The set for the Uncle Tom Show is different this time out, with just a simple drawing of a city backdrop.
***1/2

SHOW: MEET THE PEOPLE
-Three ordinary Americans (Robin Duke, Blythe Danner, Tony Rosato) horrify Princess Di (Christine Ebersole) with invasive, rude questions.
-This is the second show in a row where Brian Doyle-Murray does a panel show with a newsmaker.  Still a little one-note, but I thought this was funnier than the previous week’s “Headline Challenge” largely because the questions posed by the panel were funnier, matched by the increasingly upset Princess’ reactions.
-Blythe was kind of stiff all night but I thought it kind of worked in her favor in this sketch as she was a kind of upper-class woman who mentioned picturing Di going to the bathroom and asking if her panties creep up the crevice of her fanny.  That last one is even funnier considering the different meaning “fanny” has in England than it does in the States…no wonder she was horrified!  I doubt that was intentional though…
-Rosato was also good as the sleazeball character, and I loved his follow-up comment to Blythe’s panties question: “Mine do all the time!”  It reminded me of when he had that random comment about the hotel where Kazurinsky was staying in “Strangers In The Funeral Parlor” from the season premiere.
-That maternity dress Ebersole wears has made its way around on the show; I remember seeing it on Victoria Jackson in the “This Old House” sketch with John Larroquette in ’88.
-Ebersole’s lines about being harrassed and photographed have a weird quality to them considering the implication of the paparazzi in Princess Di’s death 15 years later.
***

MISCELLANEOUS: BLYTHE’S PLEA
-Blythe Danner explains that arts funding cuts force legitimate actors to do Saturday Night Live.
-A short filler-ish segment.
-Who is the old cigarette-smoking woman bringing the tuna fish costume in at the end?  She’s been seen in the background of a lot of the Ebersole era shows, kind of like a female Andy Murphy.
**

MUSICAL PERFORMANCE: “LUSH LIFE”, “WOODY & DUTCH ON THE SLOW TRAIN TO PEKING”
-I liked the first number a little better, but the more upbeat second song provided a good contrast to the sad Billy Strayhorn standard..
-Rickie begins the second number by announcing they had 7 minutes and 20 seconds left and is constantly checking the camera on the side of the stage to see if it’s still on.  At the end, she announces to the band “We’re still on camera!  We made it!”

GOODNIGHTS
-Blythe Danner is dressed in the tuna fish costume from Blythe’s Plea, and Eddie Murphy introduces Piscopo’s dog All-Star, who was in the cold opening.  Mel Brandt announces the encore presentation of SNL with “Football’s John Madden” on April 3 and a special prime time presentation of “The Best of the New Saturday Night Live” on Monday April 5.  I’m curious what made the special.
-Interesting that Robin Duke and Rickie Lee Jones were standing beside each other talking since Duke actually impersonated Jones about a year before when she was on SCTV.
-The credits show that Margaret Oberman is now a writer on the show.  I believe Urich was actually her first show but there were no credits on the original broadcast and my tape is currently packed up.
-Addendum: This is the final show this season with Pam Norris credited as a writer.

FINAL THOUGHTS:
Despite a fairly unremarkable host, I thought this was actually a pretty strong edition and it seemed to move by pretty fast.  A lot of the credit goes to Eddie Murphy, who actually had a productive night despite appearing in only two segments: he made more of an impression in those two segments than most of the other cast did that night.  Christine Ebersole also made a comeback this week, going from the least featured cast member last week to the most this week.  SNL Newsbreak’s change in anchors was welcome too, although the segment still had its weaknesses.  Besides that, though, the show was helped by a stronger first hour and the always welcome Michael Davis.

EPISODE HIGHLIGHTS:
-Michael Davis
-The New Celibacy
-Poets
-Come On Out America
-The Uncle Tom Show

EPISODE LOWLIGHTS:
-the commentaries on SNL Newsbreak (usually it’s the other way around!)
-Blythe’s Plea

MVP:
-Eddie Murphy

CAST & GUEST BREAKDOWN
cast
Robin Duke: 4 appearances [The New Celibacy, Poets, SNL Newsbreak, Meet The People]
Christine Ebersole: 6 appearances [Monologue, The New Celibacy, 20/20, Fab Fifties, SNL Newsbreak, Meet The People]
Mary Gross: 3 appearances [Monologue, Poets, SNL Newsbreak]
Tim Kazurinsky: 3 appearances [The New Celibacy, 20/20, Fab Fifties]
Eddie Murphy: 2 appearances [Poets, The Uncle Tom Show]
Joe Piscopo: 4 appearances [Lorne Greene, 20/20, SNL Newsbreak, The Uncle Tom Show]
Tony Rosato: 2 appearances [20/20, Meet The People]
featured players
Brian Doyle-Murray: 4 appearances [The New Celibacy, Fab Fifties, SNL Newsbreak, Meet The People]
non-cast
Neil Levy: 1 appearance [20/20]
guests
Blythe Danner: 5 appearances [Monologue, 20/20, Fab Fifties, Meet The People, Blythe's Plea]
Rickie Lee Jones: 2 appearances ["Pirates (So Long Lonely Avenue)", "Lush Life/Woody & Dutch"]
Michael Davis: 1 appearance [Guest performance]

REBROADCAST HISTORY
June 26, 1982

Classic SNL Review: March 20, 1982: Robert Urich / Mink DeVille, Buh-Weet And De Dupreems (S07E14)

RATINGS SYSTEM:
***** – Classic
****   – Great
***     – Good / Average
**       – Meh
*          - Bad

OPENING: BACKSTAGE
-After overhearing disparaging comments from Robin and Mary, Robert is frustrated with being compared to Burt Reynolds.  A Clutch Cargo-style Burt head appears and tells Robert that he made him in his image, and that the best way to have a good show is to “be like ME!”.
-An interesting idea at least.  I wonder if the idea came from the fact that SNL didn’t seem to be booking as big stars as it had a few years ago.
-I still jokingly refer to Urich as “Robert You-rich” based on Mary’s mispronunciation of his name.
-There were a few awkward stretches.  Robert seemed to pause a long time before he said “To Hell with Burt Reynolds!” as if the musical sting was supposed to go there, and the ending had something that felt off about it.
-The Clutch Cargo Burt head had some funny lines, especially when Robert said talking to him was like talking to God and Burt piped “Better!”
-It doesn’t really hold up well as a separate segment but it does set up an interesting running gag.
**

MONTAGE AND TALENT ENTRANCE:
-Keeping with the running joke, Urich wears a fake mustache and is credited as Burt Reynolds in the opening montage and does his introduction to Buh-Weet as Burt.
-Buh-Weet and De Dupreems are also billed as a musical guest.
-I thought I’d point out here that one of the cameras seems to have a problem with it throughout the show: the upper left and lower right corners are pink.  It’s especially visible in the talent entrance, Paul Harvey News and Comment, Golden Age School of Obedience, SNL Newsbreak, and The Embryo.

MUSICAL SKETCH: BUH-WEET AND DE DUPREEMS
-Buckwheat (Eddie Murphy) mispronounces a medley of Supremes classics, including “Ayby Nub” and “Meech Out and Dutch Dumbody’s ‘and”
-After being shoehorned into other sketches, this is the first time since Buh-Weet Sings that Eddie’s Buckwheat carries an entire sketch.
-It’s still more of the same formula of mangled song lyrics, but still fairly entertaining.
-The funniest part was the subtitles during the last song and Buckwheat making the audience members participate.
***

COMMERCIAL: REACH OUT AND TOUCH SOMEONE
-Repeat from February 6, 1982.

SKETCH: PAUL HARVEY NEWS AND COMMENT
-Paul Harvey (Joe Piscopo) pauses as dramatically as usual when he broadcasts “News and Comment” while his producer (Brian Doyle-Murray) assists.
-The audience reacted very well at the beginning and end of it.  Piscopo I thought was a little hammy but having heard the real thing growing up I thought it was a good enough impression.
-Brian Doyle-Murray was actually funny doing a mainly silent role as the producer getting his coffee and changing his sheets.
-Best line: “After forty-five years, it’s still hard!  (pause, changes page) To say good night!”
***

SHOW: FOCUS ON FILM
-Raheem Abdul Mohammed (Eddie Murphy) was able to get a big star this week, “Burt Reynolds”.  After getting suspicious, Raheem eventually removes Robert Urich’s fake mustache.
-Funny segment.  Urich’s Burt Reynolds, while not going to make anyone forget about Norm MacDonald, was kind of funny but more for the high-pitched laugh he would let out after making a racist crack at Raheem.
-I laughed at Raheem calling Burt’s movie’s rip-offs (Sharkey’s Machine not having a shark in it, the Smokey in Smokey and the Bandit wasn’t Robinson).  Also funny was Raheem not recognizing who Robert Urich was at first, then afterwards telling him to “get a job!”.
-I think the Burt Reynolds running gag would have had more traction if they kept it going for a little longer in the show.
-This is the second time they mention Vega$ tonight.  Kind of odd since it went off the air the year before.
-Keeping with the running joke, the bumper right before this segment has Robert wearing the mustache.
-The Focus on Film set now has its regular Blaxploitation movie posters.
***1/2

COMMERCIAL: BUY A BULLET FOR A HUNGRY KID
-Supporting American policy regarding Central America will ensure starving little Maria will be put out of her misery.
-One of the nastiest political bits they did that season.
***

SKETCH: HAIL TO THE CHIEF
-To Ed Meese’s (Tony Rosato) horror, Reagan (voice of Joe Piscopo) has hired Dr. Strangelove (Tim Kazurinsky) as an advisor.  Strangelove proposes a smart bomb to rid the world of all except powerful men and beautiful young women.
-Rosato was good as usual and Kazurinsky was a good choice to play Dr. Strangelove.
-It was interesting that they did this sketch since Terry Southern, who co-wrote the screenplay to the original movie, was on the writing staff at SNL that season.
-A lot of the Strangelove stuff was just a repeat of the movie, especially the out-of-control arm and the bomb only leaving certain men with a lot of young, nubile women.
-The sketch unfortunately dragged a lot and the audience was also disconcertingly quiet.  I can’t help but think this sketch should have been a bit better than it was.
-The funniest part was Meese using the postcard of people limboing instead of the surveillance photo.
**

MUSICAL PERFORMANCE: “MAYBE TOMORROW”
-Kind of a retroish Brill Building meets Springsteen vibe to it; very tight performance.
-This season really seems to have a long streak of excellent musical guests.
-I saw in an old paper that the original choice for musical guest this week was The New Mamas and The Papas; I’d say Mink DeVille was a better choice.

COMMERCIAL: FUR: YOU DESERVE IT!
-A hunter targets and kills New York City fur-wearers for their coats.
-A well made, if particularly dark, commercial parody.   The image of the hunter clubbing the women at the end like seals may not fly with some.
****

COMMERCIAL: GOLDEN AGE SCHOOL OF OBEDIENCE
-(Eddie Murphy) dog-trains Nana (Robin Duke) and Pop (Tim Kazurinsky) into submission when they start annoying their son (Robert Urich) and daughter-in-law (Mary Gross).
-Duke and Kazurinsky are always funny as old people; I heard a little of Duke’s Molly Earl character from SCTV when she kept asking “What time is it?” and the post-training sight of her flinching away from Urich was pretty funny.  I also remembered Kazurinsky yelling “I want a jelly donut!” for a while after first seeing this.
-Eddie Murphy does an excellent job as the trainer, particularly when he grabs and breaks Kazurinsky’s character’s false teeth and makes the old people do push-ups.
-There’s a shadow in the corner of the shot when Piscopo is talking that’s distracting.
****

SNL NEWSBREAK: WITH MARY GROSS AND BRIAN DOYLE-MURRAY, SPECIAL REPORT FROM DR. JACK BADOFSKY (TIM KAZURINSKY)
-Best jokes: Simultaneous heart attacks, Billy Carter.
-The segments begins with another pointless relationship segment between the two co-anchors.  This is the last time Mary Gross sits at the Newsbreak desk and it was a funnier than normal segment, but I’m relieved they dropped this angle as it was just a waste of time.
-Some of the jokes really died hard, namely the Kennesaw, GA, unleaded gasoline/handguns and the Kennedy speech being used instead of Reagan.
-The Pac-Man Diversified segment was pretty funny, mainly because they kept it fairly short.
-Dr. Jack Badofsky returns for the second episode in a row to discuss phobias; after a few really groan-worthy puns at the start, it really gets rolling with Mofobia (fear of being insulted by a black man).   “Phoebesnobia” (fear of hiccups while singing) was my favorite one.  These segments are pretty corny but some of the individual jokes are usually pretty good.
-There is another lengthy series-of-pictures/crawl regarding Rev. Donald Wildmon’s boycotts of NBC, RCA and Hertz.  This is redeemed largely by the uselessness and absurdity of some of the products and subsidiaries of the companies listed in the crawl (example: “Rely Tampon Repair Kit”, “Sexual Harassment Mood Music”, “Homes for Dead Cats”, “Diff’Rent Strokes Survival Kit”, “Video Tapeworm Library”)
**1/2

SKETCH: THE EMBRYO
-Expectant parents Bob (Tony Rosato) and Carol (Robin Duke) learn of a mix-up at the embryo bank: their unborn child is a koala bear.
-An interesting idea that unfortunately doesn’t really take off.  I give Duke and especially Rosato credit for their performances but the audience clearly didn’t know what to make of this.  It didn’t play as funny as it should have, and the discussion of abortion kind of weighed it down.
-That said, the abortion discussion did give a funny line: “What if we have a retarded bear?”  I did also like the photo album with the real photos of Duke and Rosato posing with a stuffed koala.
**1/2

SHOW: HEADLINE CHALLENGE
-Representatives from the CIA, and the militaries of El Salvador and Nicaragua have trouble identifying Jose Tardencillas Espinosa (Tim Kazurinsky).
-A one-joke premise, although there were a few laughs like the CIA guessing he was Jane Fonda and Ed Asner.  I also did like Kazurinsky’s surprised facial expression upon receiving a prize of Rice-A-Roni.
-This sketch has not aged well at all; it was based on a recent event (which was referenced in this week’s Newsbreak), but the incident has long been forgotten.
*1/2

MISCELLANEOUS: FUTURE GUESTS
-Eddie Murphy announces some of the big guests they will be having in the weeks to come.

SHOW: LOW CLASS ITALIAN THEATRE
-A production of “Hamlet” has elements of “Rocky” and “Raging Bull”.
-I didn’t really care for this segment; the audience was also pretty quiet as well and there were a lot of awkward silences which broke the flow.  There also didn’t seem to be a payoff.  Despite that the cast did decently and I did laugh at the visual of Piscopo’s Horatio wearing a white tank top, though.
-This was Christine Ebersole’s only appearance all night.
*

MUSICAL PERFORMANCE: “LOVE & EMOTION”
-After a string of uninspiring material, this was a welcome respite.

FILM: “THE THING THAT DESTROYED TOKYO” BY GARY SNEGAROFF, BRAD SOLOTOFF, FRANK VITTORI
-An ersatz Japanese monster movie about a giant hammer smashing the city.
-A dumb, cheap movie but amusing.  The audience didn’t seem to be into it, but I always enjoyed the part where the scientist tests the formula and drops dead, and his daughter says “But Daddy, you’re not a hammer!”.
***

MISCELLANEOUS: JOHN BELUSHI TRIBUTE
-On the first live show after Belushi’s death, Brian Doyle-Murray tells the story of the time Belushi pushed him out of the way of an incoming truck, then survived getting hit.
-I can’t really give this a rating but this was the best segment of the night: a very simple, moving remembrance by someone who was evidently very close to John Belushi.  Doyle-Murray was restrained but very clearly emotional in this segment, and it fades in silence to a still bumper of Belushi.
-Cruelly, for unexplained reasons this remembrance is taken out of the repeat version of the episode.  Fortunately I was able to track down an original West Coast airing.

GOODNIGHTS
-Robert Urich says the cast are the “greatest people in the world”.  The feed cuts off before the credit roll.
-Addendum: Margaret Oberman joins the writing staff with this episode. 

FINAL THOUGHTS:
A weak episode that runs out of the little steam it has shortly after SNL Newsbreak.  I can’t really put a lot of the blame on Urich who didn’t really get a whole lot to work with besides the whole Burt Reynolds gimmick that only lasts for about 15-20 minutes.  It’s almost like the writers didn’t know what else they could do with him; he’s considered one of the “Bobs” (four underwhelming and questionably relevant hosts named Robert) but I don’t think he was bad himself, and at least he was the right age for SNL’s demographic.  There seemed to be a few good ideas that unfortunately weren’t able to fully deliver on their promise, and the second half of the show had a few unfunny stinkers (again, partial blame goes to the datedness of the topical humor).  The main thing this episode has going for it is two excellent musical performances from Mink DeVille and the touching tribute to Belushi at the very end.

EPISODE HIGHLIGHTS:
-John Belushi tribute
-Golden Age School of Obedience
-Fur: You Deserve It!
-Focus on Film

EPISODE LOWLIGHTS:
-Low Class Italian Theatre
-Headline Challenge
-parts of SNL Newsbreak
-Backstage
-Hail To The Chief
-The Embryo

MVP:
(tie) Tony Rosato / Brian Doyle-Murray

CAST & GUEST BREAKDOWN
cast
Robin Duke: 4 appearances [Backstage, Buy a Bullet for a Hungry Kid (voice only), Golden Age School of Obedience, The Embryo]
Christine Ebersole: 1 appearance [Low Class Italian Theatre]
Mary Gross: 4 appearances [Backstage, Golden Age School of Obedience, SNL Newsbreak, Low Class Italian Theatre]
Tim Kazurinsky: 5 appearances [Hail To The Chief, Golden Age School of Obedience, SNL Newsbreak, Headline Challenge, Low Class Italian Theatre (voice only)]
Eddie Murphy: 5 appearances [Buh-Weet and de Dupreems, Focus on Film, Golden Age School of Obedience, Headline Challenge, Future Guests]
Joe Piscopo: 6 appearances [Backstage, Paul Harvey News and Comment, Hail To The Chief (voice only), Golden Age School of Obedience, Headline Challenge, Low Class Italian Theatre]
Tony Rosato: 3 appearances [Hail To The Chief, The Embryo, Low Class Italian Theatre]
featured players
Brian Doyle-Murray: 4 appearances [Paul Harvey News and Comment, SNL Newsbreak, Headline Challenge, John Belushi Tribute]
guests
Robert Urich: 5 appearances [Backstage, Focus on Film, Golden Age School of Obedience, Headline Challenge, Low Class Italian Theatre]
Mink DeVille: 2 appearances ["Maybe Tomorrow", "Love & Emotion"]
De Dupreems: 1 appearance [Buh-Weet and de Dupreems]

REBROADCAST HISTORY:
June 19, 1982
Known alterations: Upcoming Guests and John Belushi Tribute are removed.

Classic SNL Review: February 27, 1982: Elizabeth Ashley / Daryl Hall & John Oates

RATING SYSTEM:
***** – Classic
****   – Great
***     – Good / Average
**        - Meh
*           – Bad

OPENING: CBS EVENING NEWS WITH DAN RATHER
-Robotic Dan Rather (Joe Piscopo) tries to follow his director’s (Brian Doyle-Murray) instructions to loosen and warm up.
-Decent opening; I still don’t like Piscopo’s Rather that much but it works better than usual in this sketch, mainly because it’s played more for laughs, especially him saying that he feels fine in that monotone.
-The ending with him turned into Walter Cronkite was merely OK, nothing special.
-The headline he’s reading about the Hyatt walkway collapse disaster in Kansas City is actually an actual event that happened in July 1981.
***

MONOLOGUE
-Elizabeth Ashley reads a letter she wrote home when she first arrived in New York at age 18.
-More cute than actually funny.  What kind of bugged me is that Ashley had this exaggerated over the top delivery when she was reading the letter.
**

COMMERCIAL: BIG DAMN PLASTIC BUBBLE
-Eddie Murphy asks hypothetically about the option to protect your house from the elements with a bubble, but thinks it’s a stupid idea and rants about the logistical problems of such a product.
-A funny commercial parody that unfortunately was cut from the network reruns for unknown reasons, though it is in the 60 minute syndicated episode.
-I especially liked Eddie telling the viewer that once they run out of air, they’re just going be looking stupid as well as being dead.
***1/2

SHOW: SPEAKING AS A WOMAN
-Michael Nash (Tim Kazurinsky) interviews four women who have written “kiss and tell” books: Elizabeth Ashley, Britt Ekland (Christine Ebersole), Shelly Winters (Robin Duke) and Harriet Nelson (Mary Gross).
-The sketch itself was merely OK but Duke and Gross were the funniest in this: Duke’s Shelly Winters is a carry-over from her SCTV days, while I always love it when they have upbeat delivery of more sordid stuff like Ozzie and Harriet’s swinging (I laughed at “We think The Beaver was Ozzie’s!”).
-Elizabeth still had some overdone delivery at times but she did have a few times where she toned it down.
***

SKETCH: THE PARTY
-Two identical scenes where four friends (Christine Ebersole, Elizabeth Ashley, Robin Duke, Mary Gross) take a break from a party in the bedroom.  The same dialogue is used both when the girls are teenagers and adults.
-This is one of my favorite sketches of the entire season.  I can’t confirm but it has to be another Marilyn Suzanne Miller piece.  What really makes it work is how it how the shifts in delivery and the circumstances really changes the meaning of the dialogue, such as the reference to Mrs. Connor (mother in the first half, wife in the second), the cigarette being a joint in the second.  You don’t really realize what the setup is until the midway point of the sketch, but the first half is actually crucial to the point of the sketch.  Excellent payoff at the end too.
-The way Robin Duke delivers her line in the second part when Mary asks if she always thinks about sex got a good reaction.  Meanwhile, Rosato got laughs from the audience in the second half just with his entrance alone, looking all sleazy.
*****

MUSICAL PERFORMANCE: “YOU MAKE MY DREAMS”
-A very energetic rendition with a lot of flourish to it and a big finish.
-It’s fun seeing G.E. Smith (still smirking) and the late T-Bone Wolk on the show years before they formed the core of the new SNL Band in 1985.
-I’ve always found it odd that they did two tracks from “Voices” and only one from their current album “Private Eyes”.  It’s usually the other way around when a musical guest appears on SNL now; if they bring out the big hit from the previous album, it’s always done at the end of the show.

SNL NEWSBREAK WITH MARY GROSS & BRIAN DOYLE-MURRAY: COMMENTARY BY ED ASNER (TONY ROSATO), SCIENCE CORRESPONDENT DR. JACK BADOFSKY (TIM KAZURINSKY), SATURDAY NIGHT SPORTS WITH JOE PISCOPO.
Best jokes: Reagan’s guards, suicidal Sandy.
-The audience really seemed more responsive and energetic that usual during this week’s Newsbreak.
-First commentary is from Ed Asner (Tony Rosato) who was clarifying some political statement he made recently; Asner was SAG president at the time and also getting very politically outspoken at the time regarding his opposition to US foreign policy in Central America.  Rosato got a big applause after his introduction and while explaining his many different sides, they all began to blend together and he became “Lou Asner”, which seemed to be an excuse for Mary Gross to break out her Mary Tyler Moore impression for a few seconds.  Meh.
-Afterward, Doyle-Murray got another excuse to do one of those series of photos bits for the “Eds in the news”.  I did like the one about Ed Sullivan actually being dead for 16 years before he was buried in 1974 and this wasn’t as long as some of those bits would get.
-Second commentary was the first appearance of Dr. Jack Badofsky (Tim Kazurinsky), whose first report is about Herpes, giving a pun-filled list of different strains.  This KILLED with the audience and they would bring him back again in the next show; it had some funny lines in there but he would have better and more memorable outings later.
-The repeat I have has some weird audio glitches in there; I can hear the audio of a joke they removed from the repeat (about Liz Taylor’s 50th birthday) over top of the audio from part of the next portion.  The audience reaction suggests the graphic was what made the joke so I’d be curious to see it.  If anyone has an original air copy of this episode please contact me because I’d love a copy.
-Eddie Murphy appears in a little green screen “remote” where he’s a kid who brought a gun to school.  I had trouble hearing part of it due to the aforementioned audio glitch but it was a pretty funny segment from what I could hear of it.  It’s one of those things that would never get on the air now (especially the “…I shot the bitch”) but it helped carry the momentum from the last bit.
-Joe Piscopo returns with his second Saturday Night Sports in two weeks where he comments on magazines like Sports Illustrated using sex to sell copies and predicts other magazines will start featuring scantily clad athletes and that sportscasters like Cosell will join the fun.  I did laugh at the Cosell pic and the finale with Joe naked was pretty funny.  The audience by this point was really enthusiastic.
-Which leads me to the finale with Brian Doyle-Murray and Mary Gross arguing in a continuation of the whole “romance” arc they’ve been having.  It was unneccessary and felt really tacked on; they should have ended on a high note with Piscopo’s bit.
***

SKETCH: HOSTAGE AUDITION
-A SWAT team negotiatior (Joe Piscopo) and policeman (Tony Rosato) respond to a hostage situation where the gunman (Eddie Murphy) is threatening to kill his agent (Elizabeth Ashley) so he can get an audition with Joseph Papp (in a cameo appearance).
-Eddie Murphy’s performance was largely what made this sketch work; overall it was a little clunky, but the visual of him marching with a helmet and parasol while pointing a gun at Elizabeth Ashley is pretty memorable.
-The ending with Robin Duke with Kazurinsky doing the same thing for their audition was unnecessary though I did like the way Duke played her character cheerfully as opposed to Murphy’s more menacing character.
***

MUSICAL PERFORMANCE: “I CAN’T GO FOR THAT (NO CAN DO)”
-Elizabeth Ashley has a lit cigarette during her introduction and can been seen clapping and dancing on the side stage as the song begins.
-Kind of interesting to hear this version; they dispense with the drum machine and have an extended guitar and sax breakdown towards the end of the song.

GUEST PERFORMANCE: HARRY ANDERSON
-Harry says that he will explain a trick he does with an audience member before executing it, then reveals that he was really doing the trick while we were distracted.
-A funny and well done routine; I especially liked the joke headline on the paper he used.
-Elizabeth Ashley is still holding a lit cigarette in her introduction; I guess it’s a given that she smoked a lot based on her really husky voice.  She also apparently lost her possessions in an apartment fire that was caused by cigarette.
****1/2

SKETCH: PAPAL TOUR
-After Pope John Paul II (Joe Piscopo) politely declines his suggestion to add some stage presence to his African tour, Cardinal Bernard (Tony Rosato) daydreams the pontiff acting like a typical showbiz performer backstage.
-It’s funny that the repeat switched the places of this and The Party because I’ve never liked this sketch and in fact this sketch is what colored my impression of the entire episode for quite a while now.  It was almost nine minutes long and just boring as all hell.
-The audience did laugh at the “bigger than the Beatles” line but overall the sketch really dragged.  Sadly, this wouldn’t be the last of these types of overlong, boring sketches this season.
-Any idea who the older black guy playing Father Leon is at the start of the dream sequence?
*1/2

COMMERCIAL: LOWEMBRAU
-After losing a patient during surgery, the doctors and nurses think tonight is kind of special.
-A brief, funny commercial parody; short and to the point.
***1/2

MUSICAL PERFORMANCE: “YOU’VE LOST THAT LOVIN’ FEELIN’”
-The audio glitch on my copy has an echo for a few seconds.

GOODNIGHTS
-Elizabeth Ashley says “Goodnight America!”
-This is writer Andrew Smith’s first episode.  He would become head writer for the 1983-84 season.  [Addendum: Producer Bob Tischler also joins the writing staff, while this would be Marilyn Suzanne Miller's final show for the season]
-For some reason, there’s a shot of a smiling cameraman standing on the balcony, but they don’t mention anyone retiring or anything.  I wonder who he is and why they did that.

FINAL THOUGHTS:
A lot better than I remembered, thanks to the excellent Party sketch, a good Harry Anderson routine and a better-than-average Update.   Wasn’t too wild about Elizabeth Ashley as a host; she didn’t add too much to the show overall.  It was a pretty good night for Robin Duke though; all the ladies shined in The Party but Duke’s Shelley Winters was one of the high points of Speaking As A Woman, and she even managed to give an unnecessary tack-on part its own bit of charm.  There was still a lot of average material and Papal Tour unfortunately did weigh down the episode a bit but there seemed to be a renewed energy all through the episode.

EPISODE HIGHLIGHTS:
-The Party
-Harry Anderson
-Big Damn Plastic Bubble
-Lowembrau 

EPISODE LOWLIGHTS:
-Papal Tour
-The end of Newsbreak
-Monologue

MVP:
Robin Duke/Eddie Murphy

CAST & GUEST APPEARANCES:
cast
Robin Duke: 4 appearances [Speaking As A Woman, The Party, Hostage Audition, Lowembrau]
Christine Ebersole: 3 appearances [Speaking As A Woman, The Party, Lowembrau]
Mary Gross: 4 appearances [Speaking As A Woman, The Party, SNL Newsbreak, Hostage Audition]
Tim Kazurinsky: 5 appearances [Speaking As A Woman, SNL Newsbreak, Hostage Audition, Papal Tour, Lowembrau]
Eddie Murphy: 4 appearances [Big Damn Plastic Bubble, SNL Newsbreak, Hostage Audition, Papal Tour]
Joe Piscopo: 5 appearances [CBS Evening News with Dan Rather, SNL Newsbreak, Hostage Audition, Papal Tour, Lowembrau]
Tony Rosato: 5 appearances [The Party, SNL Newsbreak, Hostage Audition, Papal Tour, Lowembrau]

featured players
Brian Doyle-Murray: 2 appearances [CBS Evening News with Dan Rather, SNL Newsbreak]

guests
Elizabeth Ashley: 4 appearances [Monologue, Speaking As A Woman, The Party, Hostage Audition]
Daryl Hall & John Oates: 3 appearances ["You Make My Dreams", "I Can't Go For That (No Can Do)", "You've Lost That Lovin' Feelin'"]
Harry Anderson: 1 appearance [Guest performance]
Joseph Papp: 1 appearance [Hostage Audition]

REBRAODCAST HISTORY:
July 3, 1982
Known alterations: Big Damn Plastic Bubble removed, SNL Newsbreak edited.

Classic SNL Review: February 20, 1982: Bruce Dern / Luther Vandross (S07E12)

RATINGS SYSTEM:
***** – Classic
****   – Great
***     – Good / Average
**       – Meh
*         – Bad

OPENING: BACKSTAGE
-Bruce Dern tells Tim Kazurinsky he’s the standout in the cast, but advises him that a short, geeky little guy like him can’t break into film.
-Kind of an odd opening: it wasn’t particularly funny and it kind of ends weakly with Bruce threatening to walk after Kazurinsky makes a crack about his tendency to only play psychos and then Tim telling him to cut the crap because they have a show to do, then saying “Roll the montage”.
-I did laugh at Eddie telling Bruce “Don’t choke”  and Bruce telling Tim his face had so many zits it looked like someone rubbed a chocolate bar on it.
**

SKETCH: SKI TRIP
-Jack’s (Bruce Dern) date for a ski trip cancels on him, but he sees an opportunity when his downstairs neighbor Debra (Mary Gross) comes up.
-I wasn’t too wild about this sketch.  It had a long, dull setup.   Most of the funny lines were the random afflictions that the neighbor’s dog suffered from.
-I did find the transition from the talent entrance to this sketch really cool, where Bruce walks across the studio onto this sketch’s set, which is actually attached to the right side of the home base stage (the door in the sketch is the one on the stage with an extra wall put up beside it).
** 

VOX POP: WHO DO YOU HATE?
-Various people on the streets of New York tell the camera who they hate.
-This was the first “man on the street” segment they would do during the Ebersol era; they would mainly do them the next season.  They’re basically filler segments and they really can’t be rated, but they’re entertaining little diversions and this one had a few funny bits like the black man who hates blondes and the guy railing against his mother in law.

SHOW: FOCUS ON FILM
-Raheem Abdul Mohammed (Eddie Murphy) denies that there’s anything going on between him and friend Clint (Clint Smith) after they saw “Making Love” together.
-This is the first on-camera appearance of Eddie Murphy’s friend Clint Smith, who would be a frequent extra on the show throughout the Ebersol era.   Clint doesn’t have any lines in this sketch but him just sitting there wordlessly was pretty funny in itself.
-Also notable is that this is the second appearance of Raheem Abdul Mohammed in two consecutive shows.
-As well, the set has different posters than usual: rather than the blaxploitation film posters in later editions, I see posters for movies like “Topaz”, “Gunfight At The OK Corral” and “On A Clear Day You Can See Forever”.
-Much of the humor is based on Raheem’s homophobic reaction to the movie he saw as well as him catching himself saying sexually ambiguous things about the things he and Clint do together.  Like Crazy Mary, Gay Jim from the previous show it probably wouldn’t go over well today, although it does seem to fit with the whole “pause”/”no homo” terms in hip-hop culture.  It wasn’t as ridiculously silly as the other sketch but it was an alright bit, and I did laugh at Raheem and Clint demonstrating their Milk Dud throwing technique and Mel Brandt reading the “I’m Sorry Clint, I thought you were a homosexual” address at the end.
***

SKETCH: THE BIZARRO WORLD
-The Bizarro Broadcasting Company makes bad broadcasting decisions that parallel NBC’s in the real world.
-Another good segment; it did go on a little too long but it had some great lines, such as the executive telling Bizarro McLean Stevenson to “go be boring on Carson” and their description of cocaine: “strange white powder- it make you nervous!”.
-I also liked the brief bit  Bizarro Alan Alda: “Hey ladies, me got something for you!” *swivels pelvis suggestively*
-I prefer O’Donoghue’s narration in the last sketch to Dern’s; the latter’s narration is too overdramatic and not quite as Serling-like as O’Donoghue’s was.
-I can’t watch the sequence where they are rewarding Tom Snyder by cancelling his show and putting Letterman on in its place (to see if it does worse than his morning show) without thinking a few things: first, Letterman had only been on a few weeks at that point and it’s funny to see this in light of Letterman’s lengthy run on NBC and CBS.  Second, it reminds me all too much of the 2009-2010 Tonight Show battle with Leno being rewarded for his crappy show bringing down the ratings of everyone afterward (yes, I do know it was a matter of Conan being easier to by out than The Chin).  It’s funny to think how NBC was in the ditch in 1982, then climbed to the top for the longest time, and now are back at the bottom.  Jeff Zucker would be at home in Bizarro World.
***1/2

MUSICAL PERFORMANCE: “NEVER TOO MUCH”
-Dern does a long setup about how Vandross is nominated for 2 Grammy Awards and says that he’s sure to get “Outstanding Newcomer”.  He would lose to Sheena Easton.
-A very good performance with a full band sound.
-Former SNL band member Marcus Miller makes his second appearance on SNL this season (his first was with Miles Davis).

SNL NEWSBREAK WITH BRIAN DOYLE-MURRAY AND MARY GROSS: TRAFFIC WITH CHRISTINE EBERSOLE, SATURDAY NIGHT SPORTS WITH JOE PISCOPO
-Best jokes: Princess Di gives birth, Donny Most turns 75.
-The opening bit with the Gross/Doyle-Murray romance arc was pretty dumb, although it is notable for the appearance of Tom Schiller and Neil Levy as gypsy musicians.  Levy appeared on the show a lot during 1980-82 but this is the only on-camera appearance Schiller would make between 1980 and 1989 (he does a voiceover in “Art Is Ficial” though).  I did laugh at the visual of Gross holding Doyle-Murray’s tie with her teeth, though.
-Christine Ebersole does a traffic report where she’s more concerned with the novelty of seeing the city from up high.  Pretty weak.
-Joe Piscopo gives the skinny on what’s going on in sports: nothing.  It was a brief and kind of pointless appearance but it did work in getting the audience excited.
** 

SKETCH: SONGWRITERS
-In the 1930s, Hack songwriters Harry Schleimer (Joe Piscopo) and Moe Laub (Tim Kazurinsky) see an opportunity when singer Helen Waterling (Christine Ebersole) stops by.
-I always liked this sketch, it’s got a charm to it as well as good performances from everyone involved.  It wasn’t really a hard laugh sketch although it did have some funny parts like “You should hear Paul Robeson do this one” (after the songwriters sing a particularly politically incorrect song for Ebersole’s character), “Milwaukee Honeymoon” (to the tune of “Hooray For Hollywood”) and “The Lindbergh Baby Polka”.
-The main song Ebersole’s character sings, “Montana” was also quite good (especially the way it incorporates the word “antepenultimate” into the lyrics) and there were a lot of nice little touches to the sketch, such as the flag accurately having only 48 stars and Kazurinsky’s marching in the background as Ebersole sings the song.
-According to the music publishing databases, the individual songs were written or co-written by Mark O’Donnell, so it’s safe to say he must have written this sketch.  Also worth noting is that they would do this sketch again in a Bruce Dern-hosted show, though Bruce would only appear in the next segment, and O’Donnell would leave by that time so Eliot Wald and Nate Herman wrote that one.
***1/2

SKETCH: THE MILD ONE
-Zen-inspired bikers (Bruce Dern) and (Tony Rosato) use philosophy to terrorize people in a diner.
-A longer sketch and it has a bit of an odd feel to it, but unlike a lot of the long sketches in the second half of the season I didn’t mind the length too much and the slow pace of it worked in the context and atmosphere of the sketch.
-It was more clever/interesting than funny (some parts of it played more as sad) but I did like Piscopo calling Dern’s character scum after he waxes philosophical about a rose.
***

HOME MOVIE: “FRACAS” BY TIMOTHY HITTLE
-A small claymation man retaliates against his annoying human roommate.
-A brief film, but pretty amusing.
-In the original broadcast, the film started before they switched off the “Home movie” title card and you can hear the re-cueing the film before it switches off, and the title card isn’t shown.  It runs in the Bill Murray encore three weeks later as well as in the Dern rerun (with no “home movie” title).
-It sounds like the song playing on the stereo is the beginning of the coda to Talking Heads’ “Mind” (although a little sped up).
***

SKETCH: THE FLIGHT
-When pilots Bob (Bruce Dern) and his wife (Robin Duke) bring their friends (Mary Gross and Tony Rosato) on an airplane flight, a drunken Bob threatens to crash the plane over suspicions of infidelity.
-Pretty lame sketch, although it starts off promisingly with Bob drinking and referring to taking acid.  Decent performances from all but I would have to single out Robin Duke in the straight role.
-The ending was weak, with Rosato’s character screaming he didn’t have an affair with Bob’s wife, then Bob is satisfied and says he was just testing, and the audience start to applaud and it fades out.  I wonder if they had to abort the sketch early.
-This sketch is more notable for the censorship it received on all rebroadcasts.  I have a recording of the original West Coast broadcast and they bleep out a word twice (it’s likely “screwing”), while the repeat loops in “interested in” for the first instance and mixes the screaming and dialogue to obscure the second instance.
**

MUSICAL PERFORMANCE: “A HOUSE IS NOT A HOME”
-A very good six-minute performance; the audience was really receptive at the end.

SKETCH: MELINA’S CAFE
-Mad, passionate Greek immigrant Melina (Robin Duke) works her hot-and-cold relationship with maitre d’ Anthony (Tony Rosato) into her nightclub act.
-It wasn’t a great sketch but it was a decent character piece carried by the performances of Duke and especially Rosato, who was excellent in the straight man role as usual. My favorite part is Duke introducing “a song about love, and of course, myself” then barking out a short atonal rendition of “I Know What Boys Like” before going “Okay, so” without a beat, which was the funniest part in the second half of the show.  She seems to be coming into her own again in this episode.
-This sketch has about a minute or so edited out the repeat version: right after she talks about how she has taken many illegal drugs, it takes out the part where Duke continues to publicly bother Rosato’s character about his girlfriend and sings “Proud Mary” in the same staccoto shout as before.  The rerun cuts to her breaking a glass with her teeth.  It could have been cut because of music licensing issues, but it could have just been for time concerns as the live show ran long and they needed the extra time to run the credits in full.
***

GOODNIGHTS
Eddie Murphy bellows “Looooooou” after Luther Vandross’ name is said.  The show runs long in the original broadcast and cuts off before the credits roll.

FINAL THOUGHTS: A middling episode; nothing egregiously bad, nothing that really counts as great.  Dern was an OK host, nothing really special, but he did come back about a year later (the famous “Buckwheat Buys The Farm” episode) which means they either liked him enough to bring him back or they were having trouble booking guests.  Despite so-so material, they once again had a great musical guest this week with Luther Vandross, whose performances were pretty much the standout.  I still see some renewed signs of life in the show, though, and it really feels more like a “breather” week than a true flop episode like the Conrad and Madden shows were.

EPISODE HIGHLIGHTS:
-The Bizarro World
-Songwriters

EPISODE LOWLIGHTS:
-The Flight
-SNL Newsbreak
-Ski Trip
-Backstage

MVP:
Tim Kazurinsky

CAST AND GUEST BREAKDOWN:
cast
Robin Duke: 5 appearances [Backstage, Songwriters, The Mild One, The Flight, Melina's Cafe]
Christine Ebersole: 5 appearances [Backstage, The Bizarro World, SNL Newsbreak (voice only), Songwriters, The Mild One]
Mary Gross: 6 appearances [Backstage, Ski Trip, The Bizarro World, SNL Newsbreak, The Mild One, The Flight]
Tim Kazurinsky: 4 appearances [Backstage, The Bizarro World, Songwriters, The Mild One]
Eddie Murphy: 3 appearances [Backstage, Focus on Film, The Mild One]
Joe Piscopo: 5 appearances [Ski Trip, The Bizarro World, SNL Newsbreak, Songwriters, The Mild One]
Tony Rosato: 5 appearances [Backstage, The Bizarro World, The Mild One, The Flight, Melina's Cafe]

featured players
Brian Doyle-Murray: 2 appearances [The Bizarro World, SNL Newsbreak]

non-cast
Joe Dicso: 1 appearance [Backstage]
Neil Levy: 1 appearance [SNL Newsbreak]
Tom Schiller: 1 appearance [SNL Newsbreak]
Clint Smith: 1 appearance [Focus On Film]

guests
Bruce Dern: 5 appearances [Backstage, Ski Trip, The Bizarro World, The Mild One, The Flight]
Luther Vandross: 2 appearances ["Never Too Much", "A House Is Not A Home"]

REBROADCAST HISTORY:
May 29, 1982
Known alterations: The Flight and Melina’s Cafe are edited in the repeat.